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[aaron @ulphy]

Why is he announcing this like he is on I’m a Celebrity

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Florentino Pérez: “The €150m player is a YOUNG player. He’s a GALACTICO”. ⭐️

[aaron @ulphy]

@IANdrewDiceClay “Strictly dickly stuff”

[aaron @ulphy]

???

[aaron @ulphy]

@mathewclarke First I’ve heard of it

[aaron @ulphy]

Men are class

[New York Post @nypost]

Man pulls police car down the street with his penis - to 'raise awareness' for prostate cancer https://t.co/nLMkTVP5QC

[aaron @ulphy]

Savour this while you can before tomorrows game #PSGBAY

[aaron @ulphy]

Watching PSG vs Bayern just makes you realise how shite and boring the premier league has become

[aaron @ulphy]

@IANdrewDiceClay Dlo on that 8 year contract with creative control brother

[aaron @ulphy]

We are so back

[Lucha Underground @LuchaElRey]

soon ...

[aaron @ulphy]

Why am I getting Randy from Trailer Park Boys in my people I may know

[aaron @ulphy]

@TEMPMCR Used to play football on a Tuesday night and the whole game would stop for two minutes so everyone could get their in play bet on 🤣

[aaron @ulphy]

https://t.co/PUcZUBmwtq

[aaron @ulphy]

@ItsRawpodcast In the last few days I have found there’s a prime video channel that just plays kitchen nightmares. I am currently on my 4th episode tonight. I need help.

[aaron @ulphy]

@jiratickets

[aaron @ulphy]

@AVFCOfficial AI slop alert.

[Bantshire University @BantshireUni]

A special Easter message from our Vice-Chancellor:

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[aaron @ulphy]

@BrndnStrssng I’m from the UK and I only know him from his stuff with WWE.

[aaron @ulphy]

As a UK fan I don’t really know who Jelly Roll or Pat McAfee are

[WWE @WWE]

WHAT THE?!

@PatMcAfeeShow just attacked @CodyRhodes 😱

@RandyOrton

[aaron @ulphy]

April fools day has big “Forwarded many times” vibes

[aaron @ulphy]

@eugeneh84 Welcome to the age of the brylcreem wax stick