joseph ulrich

The Reds love me :). Bengals, Battlehawks, Breakers (RIP)

[joseph ulrich @ulrichehe]

@TylerIAm

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

A team traded for Miles Bridges yesterday

[joseph ulrich @ulrichehe]

@TFG_Football Gotta be stockpiling for a bigger move id presume.

[Trevor Allen 🩺 🥼 @TrevorAllenMD]

Just realized everyone who stopped watching Yu-Gi-Oh! after Battle City missed the episode where Yugi fvcking murdered Weevil.

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Genuinely fuck every braindead piece of shit who voted for these pedophiles

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

It'd be nice to have a Speaker who'd say: "And let them, we have nothing to hide, and they'll look like fools for doing it."

But what he's saying here is: They're gonna uncover a lot of stuff, and you don't want that.

[Deebs @DeebsFLA]

My wife, showing me where the salsa jar is in the fridge, after I looked for five minutes, and insinuated she was lying:

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

OL seeing a DL flinch on a hard count

[🐝 @comadreja_clt]

Try a few hours without Lamelo

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

“The free lunch program is over, fellas. God bless”~ The Bucks to the brothers

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

If you think I’m about to criticize Dianna Russini for treating cops like babies mesmerized by a rattle you’re out of your goddamn mind lol

[joseph ulrich @ulrichehe]

WE TRADED LAMELO BALL FOR NAZ RIED AND A 6TH GRADER???

[takoda @strongstyled]

i don't care how many times i've seen this video, the zoom out kills me every time

[thomas™ @mylifeasthomas_]

Not feeling great today just gonna set a monster on the timeline and pass

[Dylan Hornik @_Hornik_]

My wife’s book club watching me stumble back into the house after watching the World Cup with a group of Scottish tourists

[Kama @Kama_Kamilia]

BUT WE DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PATTERNS

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

kisses girlfriend twice
hits emote

[smalls @StephieSmallls]

“it’ll get warm” if you babysit your lil boy beers just say that

[joseph ulrich @ulrichehe]

@FreddyLA7 Get yourself a Po Boy

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[bk @bkwhufc]

I’m in fucking TEARS 😭😭😭😭😭😭