umair

monitoring the situation

[umair @umairrasim]

@bryan_johnson recession indicator

[dei youngboy @AntifaScapegoat]

Last night I took my daughter for a walk so she could say goodnight to the neighborhood stray cats, and that one thirty minute period of my life was more meaningful and valuable than every minute of Kevin O'Leary's life put together

[hazel norwood @wreckette]

nolan can’t write for shit. for instance, in interstellar he completely misses the very obvious opportunity to have matthew mcconnaughey say “they keep getting older and i stay the same age”

[ICElationist @ICElationist]

“My faggot in communism”

[umair @umairrasim]

@chungking151994 I just sent you the link. check DMs

[mega penesis @segagenesis__]

cuando metes el gol de la victoria en una final contra israel y te sacas el prepucio para mostrarlo a la tribuna

[Abu Kittens ⵣ ✪ ▄︻╦芫≡══-- 🌺 ☠︎︎ ﹏𓊝﹏ @mabukittens]

when my fake hassidic beard falls off at the netanyahu meet and greet

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

I hate vagueposts like this

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

I just found out that Obsession was actually a remake of a 2008 British film called “Wot if a bird fancied you x”

[Telemachus Brand New Day @Ferd_Turgeson]

great website

[umair @umairrasim]

@realwow_mao

[LB @LBLFC_]

Enzo unlucky lad

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

My son got so upset at Shakira's outfit he stormed into his room and locked the door.

[່ @hallucinaetions]

whole house spanish🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

[Nihal | نهال @nihalist___]

successful hatewatch completed!!!

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

Viva España 🇪🇸