uMamaParker

Mommy to Kai & Kia 👯‍♀️ || ᴠɪᴇᴡs ᴀʀᴇ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ & ᴠɪᴇᴡᴇʀ ᴅɪsᴄʀᴇsɪᴏɴ ɪs ᴀᴅᴠɪsᴇᴅ 🇿🇦

[Tumisho Masha @TumishoMasha]

Thanks for teaching me a new word - ANAPHYLAXIS 👌🏾

[uMamaParker @umamaparker]

@Lamza_knees lol I thought he drives two cars

[Oluwafunmilayo🌸 @Funksmama]

He wants Man U at the top of the table, how am I supposed do that??😭

['sedi 💜 . @itsonlyRata_]

guys , if you were my periods , where would you hide ????????????????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

When do you guys even meet to practice these dance moves? 😭

[Anele Mdoda @Anele]

Because clubs are now one big VIP section and if you can’t afford a table or a bottle you are treated less than. Me personally, I’m here for the death of clubs. How you gonna force people to buy bottles before they even decide what they like to drink? Clubs are wondering why they are dying… your VIP section is bigger than the dance floor, that’s why.

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

SARB increases
Petrol increases
Medical aid increases
Landlord increases

Employer: eish you know we’re a family here and this year has been tough…

[Portia Moemedi @PortiaMoemedi]

My body count is ridiculous 😭🕊️
05:30???

[DK 🇿🇦 @ditebogomailula]

Respectfully but sometimes you guys show us how out of touch you are with the reality of the majority of South Africans 😭

[🦄Niggakazi @niggakazii]

now why tf did SHIELD rebrand to REXONA?? what even is a Rexona???

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

A lady on TikTok went to Egypt and hated it, the comments said “I mean… the reviews are in the Bible.” 😂

[uMamaParker @umamaparker]

@BourerTheFunk It’s a sign coz I was just adding this to my cart

[Mxim @sugeezy]

Everybody wears scrubs now. Don’t know if you’re a lash tech or a heart surgeon 🤨

[___Mieeemieeee @Maryaamerhhh]

So nobody can come up with counterfeit cars? I really don’t mind driving a Lambogigi Urusco or a Ranger Rovovo I should just be able to afford it😭

[uMamaParker @umamaparker]

@illythehost @MelusiHlongwane 🤣

[illythehost @illythehost]

Drake is coming to South Africa.

[Aliyu @aliiyu__]

Finally tried matcha today. It’s not as bad as you guys make it out to be. It’s worse.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

“Listen to your body.”

My body: Delete Microsoft Teams. Delete Outlook. Lie down for 8–10 hours. Touch grass. Roll around in the grass. Eat some grass. You’re a cow now

[uMamaParker @umamaparker]

@justChinks Woah 😳 I’m going to scroll now, you be good