👁️ Umamie 👁️

Nor/Umami 🦉 | 24 | disabled artist, fandom member and cat poster 🐍 | ocean man member 🐙 | follow me on bluesky 👀 | 🏳️‍🌈 @pomgranlovesyou

[👁️ Umamie 👁️ @umami_e]

I actually never tweet anymore bc I hate "the management" but no other app truly captures this word format yet.
I thought I would make a little thread talking about things that have happened/are happening in my life since I stopped using this app.

[👁️ Umamie 👁️ @umami_e]

The translation to English is "better health for generations". I always add that I'm trans and gay in the notes because I think that's incredibly important in this type of study. I also add abt being disabled and such.

[👁️ Umamie 👁️ @umami_e]

It's that time of year where I voluntarily become a statistic (since I before I was born I've been part of a survey/study abt relationships, health and my thoughts on having children etc)

[👁️ Umamie 👁️ @umami_e]

When my mom was pregnant she answered about her health, as a child it was about development and now as an adult it's varying questions about my health, my partner, income and why/why not I'd want to have children. It's called "bedre sundhed i generationer".

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@thintechgodhead You also have a disclaimer pinned? I'm so confused

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I understand it's normal to bleed a bit with one but I don't bleed "a little" and I have intense pain and nausea. I'M not supposed to bleed and oral contraceptives make me super sick.

[👁️ Umamie 👁️ @umami_e]

It's not that wild this time but in the past talking about my gynecological issues online has truly brought out the worst people ever.
The entire point of me being on a birth control implant is so I don't have a period bc my uterus decided no period just get thick.

[👁️ Umamie 👁️ @umami_e]

And if I say one of my longest standing headcanons ever is that Kenny from south park is nonbinary then what
What if that's the one thing I haven't changed my mind on in like 10 years lol

[👁️ Umamie 👁️ @umami_e]

@thintechgodhead @dandelionCedar I would think of it kinda like a double bandaid if it's clean and you use a bandaid too you have to barriers while it heals. I've actually cut the middle of my thumb prints multiple times, I have 3 scars on my thumbs bc of it.

[danni! is ecology pilled @RasiClover]

i may hate mosquitoes ticks and wasps with a burning passion but i still think itd be an absolute tragedy to see these species gone. like ur just gonna wipe out a whole food source n pretend like everything will be just peachy for their predators?

[👁️ Umamie 👁️ @umami_e]

@RasiClover I try to keep them out of my apartment because they love stinging me everywhere but I also know and understand they're an important food source. I only disrespect invasive species and it's not even their fault either, they just shouldn't be here.

[👁️ Umamie 👁️ @umami_e]

@thintechgodhead Ngl kinda get it i used to love the rush from swinging and leaning back and forth , no swings are wide enough for my hips now though 😔 tbf I've also never fainted so

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@thintechgodhead I've found homemade pizza freezes and thaws well if that's up your alley

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I've had a twitter account for 7 seven years today? Ew

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@thintechgodhead As I speak danish natively the language is actually closer than English and I had a much easier time with English just because of the amount of exposure to the language I've had. German grammar is probably what's the most diffrent even from danish but it being germanic helps.

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@thintechgodhead I had obligatory German in school and I can like "understand" it. I can't really speak and I got a good grade on a German exam 😭 it takes a long time to adapt to a language socially

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@youwinyuk1 @thintechgodhead I'm absolutely baffled by this, what exactly do you think happens when Trans men need reproductive healthcare? If my gender marker isn't changed is that only when it's valid for me to talk about shit that affects my body? Yes it governs people, people with uteruses 💀

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@thintechgodhead My support person says I can be super deceptive in that and need to emphasize what I can't do more because it just looks like I'm functional and I'm not 💀

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@thintechgodhead I'm personally deeply scared of shrimp

[👁️ Umamie 👁️ @umami_e]

@thintechgodhead I don't know if I've ever smelled weed, what does it normally smell like? Lol

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@thintechBadhead That's so weird what