Abdul

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Mes que en club//MD 🩺//Web 3.0 Enthusiast #W3WO

[Haych @leschique]

As a doctor that admits at least one patient EVERYDAY with sickle cell crisis, I WILL SCREAM TO THE HIGHEST HEAVENS THAT WHOEVER DELIBERATELY CHOOSES TO RISK BRINGING CHILDREN WITH SICKLE CELL INTO THIS WORLD IS A WICKED AND SELFISH BASTARD AND I PRAY THAT GOD PUNISHES THEM

[Saidu Saidu @iam_dansadau]

I swear this Government doesn’t rate us.

You’re trying to tell us a person got office space in Federal Secretariat, got CBN & OAGF to open TSA account, got allocation in the National Budget. And it was all a scam.

Abeg they just trying to throw The man under the bus

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Lionel Messi becomes the first player to score in seven consecutive #FIFAWorldCup games 🌟

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

At the 2022 World Cup, Argentina were set to face Brazil in the semi-final. They just needed to beat the Netherlands. FIFA informed the Netherlands that they'd be permitted some drama, but they had to lose by whatever means to Argentina. Argentina led 2-0, pretended to lose concentration and it went to 2-2. But Argentina had been arranged to win anyway.

FIFA quietly informed Brazil that they had to lose to Croatia. That is how Argentina ended up playing Croatia instead. In that game, FIFA instructed Croatia to fold completely. They duly collapsed 3-0.

For the final, FIFA informed France they had to lose by at least two goals. It was becoming too obvious though, so FIFA told the referee to manufacture two penalties for France to make it look competitive.

Kylian Mbappé's hat-trick was authorised. Kolo Muani's one-on-one miss in the final minute of extra time was not an accident. Why do you think France didn't ban him from playing football after that miss? He was wearing a secret earpiece. FIFA called him directly and told him not to score, because a 4-3 France win would have blown the whole operation.

During the penalty shootout, France were permitted to score exactly one of their first three. FIFA did not want Argentina needing a fifth penalty; too much drama, too much risk of someone going off-script.

Africa also had its share of the arrangement. FIFA contacted Portugal and informed them they had to lose to Morocco to guarantee African representation in the semi-finals. Why do you think Cristiano Ronaldo was weeping? He could not believe his own teammates had agreed to the terms.

The evidence is everywhere. You just have to be willing to see it.

[AFO @Dr_Afo]

For surgery enthusiast.
From what I've heard, surgery residency is one of the toughest things you can do now.
It's worse now since people are running from it.
So only do surgery if you can't imagine yourself doing anything else.
Forget work-life balance, you'd only get that after training but even that is not guaranteed.

[Dr Mohammad Usman Suleiman @mohagirei]

Saw this and it captures my experience exactly 😂😂😂

“😂THE FIRST TIME I SAW 300 LEVEL MBBS MCQs, I ALMOST CALLED MY PARENTS TO COME AND WITHDRAW ME 😭💔

Nothing prepared me.

Secondary school taught me that MCQ means:

A, B, C or D.

Pick one and go home.

Medical school said,

“You poor innocent child…” 😭😂

The first question I saw was:

A. Statements 1 and 2 are true.
B. Statements 1 and 3 are true.
C. Statements 2 and 4 are true.
D. All statements are true.
E. None of the above.

I looked at the paper.

The paper looked at me.

Both of us were confused. 😭😂

Then another one came:

If statement I is true and statement II is the correct explanation, choose A.

If statement I is true but statement II is not the correct explanation, choose B.

If statement I is true and statement II is false, choose C.

If statement I is false and statement II is true, choose D.

If both are false, choose E.

Omo…

At that point I wasn’t writing an exam anymore.

I was solving a family dispute. 😭💔😂

I read it again.

Still didn’t understand.

I even turned the paper upside down as if the answer would fall out. 😂

Then came TRUE/FALSE questions.

The lecturer would write:

“The liver is the largest internal organ.”

I smiled.

“Easy. True.”

Then I looked again.

It actually said:

“The liver is the second largest internal organ in healthy adults under specific physiological conditions except otherwise stated.”

😭😭😭💔

Excuse me??

Who added all these subtitles??

Medical school doesn’t ask whether you know.

It asks whether you know the exact wording. 😂

You’ll see five options:

✅ True
✅ True but incomplete
✅ False but almost true
✅ True except in rare circumstances
✅ All of the above except none of the below 😭😂

By the third question your brain starts making notification sounds.

“Low battery: 5% remaining.” 🔋😭

Then there is always that one friend.

After the exam you ask,

“Guy, how was it?”

He says,

“It was straightforward now.”

Straightforward??

Brother, were we in the same hall?? 😭😂

Another friend starts discussing answers loudly:

“For number 17 the answer was obviously C because statement II explains statement I through negative feedback involving the hypothalamus…”

Omo please…

Some of us are still trying to remember what course we just wrote. 😭💔😂

The funniest part is changing your answer.

You shade A.

You think.

You erase.

You shade C.

You think again.

You shade E.

Five minutes later you return to A.

At the end, the answer key says…

B. 😭😂💔

And don’t let the lecturer say after the exam,

“The questions were simple. They only tested understanding.”

Understanding??

Sir, the options alone were conducting viva on my destiny. 😭😂

Then results come out.

You score 48%.

You celebrate like you won the lottery because your roommate scored 32%. 😂💔

That was when I realized that 300 level is not just about intelligence.

It’s about surviving psychological warfare.

Because in medical school, sometimes the question is not asking what you know.

It’s asking whether your brain can still function after reading the options. 😭😂🩺”

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

All the records broken by Lionel Messi today:

Most FIFA World Cup finals goals by a football (soccer) player - 18

Most FIFA World Cup matches played in by an individual - 28

Most matches won by a player at the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 18

Most minutes played in the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 2,489

We are witnessing history.

[Fanbrizio Ronaldo @FabrizioRonald0]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Lionel Messi becomes the first Player to miss a Penalty in 3 Consecutive World Cups🤯

Still breaking Records at 38 Years Old🇦🇷💫

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Lionel Messi is quite good at football, isn’t he?

[Mal. Imran U. Wakili (PULLO) 👑 #iSTANDWITHELRUFAI @IU_Wakilii]

BREAKING:

Innalillahi wa inna ilaihi rajiun, Retired Major General Rabe Abubakar Dies in Bandits’ Captivity, Katsina Government Confirms

The Katsina State Government has announced the death of retired Major General Rabe Abubakar while in the custody of bandits, describing the incident as a tragic loss to both the state and the nation.

In a statement released on Saturday, the government said the retired military officer died from complications arising from diabetes and hypertension while being held captive.

This our our sad reality in Northern Nigeria.

[I Z A L A @el_uthmaan]

Makirici sanya karatun Boko da safe…

- Shiekh Ahmed Adam Al Garkawi

[Siddiq Muhammad @siddiq_msani]

Regular fasting
Sadaqah
Fundraisers
Yearly umrah

These are highly rewardable acts of worship. However, they do not give one a license to persist in sins, without remorse or regular taubah.

Good deeds wipe out bad deeds, but do not be overconfident.

[Aba Zayn @abazaynislam]

LA MASTURBATION EN ISLAM

La plupart ne parlent pas de ça.
Mais le silence n’a pas guéri personne.

Et trop de musulmans souffrent seuls.

Voici ce que l’Islam dit vraiment :

[FitMedic @FEMMY466]

How will I be resuscitating a patient and you'll be asking me to come and review blood tests 🙃
Is it a Nigerian patient thing, or is it a general problem?

[FitMedic @FEMMY466]

Patients do not care if you are dying, as long as you take care of their own problems.

[Abdul @umarabdul00]

@auwal_isah_ My chief
Congratulations sir

[Abduljalal Musa Aliyu @AbduljalaalMusa]

Buhari’s minister, Sale Mamman, has been convicted of fraud and money laundering involving about 34bn.

The man literally bought a property with roughly 1bn in cash.

Every single thing about how Mai Gaskiya ruled this country smells terribly bad.

Some of us have moral reasons to resent Buhari. We trusted him. We campaigned for him. We loved him. The man simply didn’t give two fucks about us.

[Heisenberg ⚕️ @augsby]

I don't blame any doctor who left.

You cannot ask someone to stay in a building that's on fire just because they love the building.

Patriotism doesn't pay salaries. Or buy stethoscopes.

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

BREAKING NEWS ON TRAVEL BAN:

“Foreign doctors will be able to receive visas allowing them to practice in the United States, after the Trump administration quietly changed a policy to exempt them from a travel ban.”
- New York Times

This is a stunning reversal from the Trump administration after they realized just how much shortage of medical doctors there is in the US.

More professions will follow.

The US is finding out just how much they NEED skilled immigrants.

[𝓜𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓭 @__MuhdAdam]

The whole ADC debacle is a reminder that the average Nigerian politician does not care about Nigerians. Self interest will always come first. These people will always view you as tools to ascend to power and nothing more. Again, Nigerians are the biggest losers in all of this.