Jodie homer

* mum of two * coffee drinker * romance writer * love a good happily ever after novel * my books are on Amazon link 👇

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Hi everyone for another 2 days Married By Thirty is 99p on Kindle. Tropes include:
🍂1600 ghost
🍂 secret illness
🍂marriage pact
🍂 friends to lovers
🍂 Scottish myth
🍂haunted manor house
link to buy https://t.co/vqZNB27wdt

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@Freyy_is Yay

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@james_xond My kids

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@notfarrightgirl @realrikkidoolan Ooh the books they get absolutely drive me mad why is my child coming home with these huge nonfiction books with words he doesn't understand why aren't they guiding them

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@realrikkidoolan Re needs to be banned in all schools forcing religion on children.

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@sammyd25_davis @StuBallBaggins @GappyTales Exactly now another airhead barbie with no brain injecting herself with poison when she has no idea what the side effect later on in life could be

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@DuniaMartinezR @based_becks @GappyTales Mad money out of being body confident now she's the stick figure silicone barbie she hates.

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@RuprechtIii @based_becks @GappyTales Maybe she shouldn't be sharing the photo and telling everyone then

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@johnsmith130824 @MattGubba @Keir_Starmer @KemiBadenoch @Nigel_Farage @YvetteCooperMP @DavidLammy @ShabanaMahmood @UKLabour They don't give a shit

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@Someone90788498 @MattGubba This is is. Everytime the living wage goes up we lose something at work like more staff, and paid breaks we can't afford to live so we have top ups. We don't even get paid enough for tax how shit is that when we both work

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@MattGubba Because everyone now has anxiety
And can't possibly work. I have really bad anxiety and sometime so cry at work but I still go. It's absolutely terrible people can claim anxiety and that's it here is your money no need to work

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@jordanpbanks I work in a supermarket and we could always do with more staff. Reviews every month if they aren't doing a good job they don't get benefits that month same as how work would be

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@FuckenDucks @emmeejacobs @stephenwhittle @HelenWebberley Call me whatever you want I don't care but it's completely wrong all of it and eventually it will be stopped and whne it isn't trendy to violate women's spaces anymore these fetish men will move onto the next thing

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@HazelAppleyard Poor kids exposed to this shit need taking away immediately

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@Janelle90390576 @omgsidewalks I got that when my mum was in hospital. Aren't you coming to see her? Nope, but it's your mum, so. And they still try to get me to come back. 16 years later i used to have nightmares that my mum would drag me back home and hurt me when i first moved out

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@SusanSavageLee1 the backstory of my character

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@Tuesday58939298 @babybeginner 100% a fetish

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@SickOfItteo @EssexPR The reason Taylor swift now says nothing about Trump and sits now being the pretty girl with no opinion

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@EssexPR Because they have private toilets and it doesn't affect them

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@FuckenDucks @emmeejacobs @stephenwhittle @HelenWebberley Yeah they would they do it for the fetish

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@daddyexec @Snowcookie_3 @emmeejacobs @stephenwhittle @HelenWebberley See the testorone comes out as soon s they are challenged