梅田フィッシュ

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Coke vs. Pepsi, but the ants decide

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I changed all my passwords to “Kenny.”

Now I have all Kenny Loggins.

I’m alright…

I just like living in the danger zone.

[CLEAN CAR CLUB @TheCleanCarClub]

Best driver in the world🚗

[Science Magazine @ScienceExpand]

Demonstration of topology.

[Arul maxis @arulmaxis]

the only problem i want in my life

[cnn_co_jp @cnn_co_jp]

年金の不正受給で男を逮捕、死んだ母親に扮して身分証明書更新して発覚　イタリア https://t.co/fIvyVYCmgo

[cnn_co_jp @cnn_co_jp]

AI搭載縫いぐるみが性的に露骨な会話をエスカレート、消費者団体の指摘で販売中止に https://t.co/noFtxqzegn

[cnn_co_jp @cnn_co_jp]

乗客乗せたバスを男が乗っ取り　路線通りに運行、パス期限切れの客は乗車させず　カナダ https://t.co/SRr3adEPnN

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

A naked man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back.

"I am a turtle," he says.

"Who's on your back?"

"That's Michelle."

[梅田フィッシュ @umeda_fish]

小学校教諭の男（24）逮捕　「こっちにおいで」と女子高校生狙い路上で下半身露出か　警視庁(日テレNEWS NNN)
#Yahooニュース
https://t.co/CoS8ZydyfE

[梅田フィッシュ @umeda_fish]

教育委会合で父親がストリップ、学校でのマスク着用訴え　米
https://t.co/ClNExmjUX2

[World of Gadgets @nerds_feed]

One way visibility tent

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

BREAKING NEWS: A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.

Doctors have described his condition as stable.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Do you realize that if you are sitting on the toilet at 11:59PM, and the clock strikes midnight.

It's same shit, different day.

[虚構新聞アーカイブス @KyokoArchives]

ＳＤカード、どんどん小さく…　ＩＴ業界、「ステルス値上げ」常態化　https://t.co/qy1rIVeSVt

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I'm sick

[cnn_co_jp @cnn_co_jp]

ビル２０階から家具類を路上や歩道へ投げ込む、男逮捕　米ＮＹ市 https://t.co/MQRLjhefL4

[cnn_co_jp @cnn_co_jp]

ジョンソン元英首相、ＩＤ忘れ投票所入れず　自ら法制化した義務 https://t.co/TXfvkqRUb8