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[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Just a friendly reminder because social media will have you confused.

- Men need women.
- Women need men.
- 50/50, 100/0, 70/30 is cool - DO YOU!
- A cheater will cheat on anyone.
- Being single is fine if you're happy.
- There is nothing wrong with a 9-5.
- Health is wealth.
- Social Media is not real.

[Jaegermeister @umejiegodickson]

@Emarged Yeah, no fucking way!!!

[Jaegermeister @umejiegodickson]

@ShoeGuyOtis Always trying and suffering.

[Jaegermeister @umejiegodickson]

@Yemihazan I thought it was all cruise. Did people actually take him serious?

[Jaegermeister @umejiegodickson]

@dammiedammie35 Is this not a burst pipe?

[Jaegermeister @umejiegodickson]

@hildaiffy @_AsiwajuLerry Well said

[Ugo @Sir_Fin]

A very Igbo tweet.

[Jaegermeister @umejiegodickson]

@Yemihazan Check well, you no get data

[Serhan Kaya @KayaSerhan_]

Çin jet motoru geliştirmek için 42 milyar dolar harcadı.

EUV litografi ve nükleer denizaltı reaktörü ile birlikte üretmesi en zor 3 teknolojiden biri.

87 yıllık bir teknoloji, üretebilen ülke sayısı hâlâ 5.

Yanma odası zor, türbin diski zor, kontrol sistemleri zor ancak kristal türbin kanatçığı çok zor. Ticari ölçekte üretebilen 7 firma var, hepsi ABD ve İngiltere'de.

Erimesi gereken sıcaklıkta. 1.400 derecede çalışıyor, üzerine binen kuvvet 10 ton.

Kristal kanatçıkların yaklaşık yarısı kalite kontrolünden geçemiyor.

GE bir motor geliştirirken 47 farklı alaşım kombinasyonu test eder. Hindistan ancak 3 tanesini test edebildi. 1986'da başladılar. 40 yıl oldu, motor hâlâ yok.

Çin 30 yılda yaptı, 2 kere motor test sırasında parçalandı. Bu iş için 96.000 kişilik bir şirket kurdu.

Bugün jet motoru üreteceğim diyen ülke en az 20 yılını ve 25 milyar doları gözden çıkarmalı.

Kısayol yok.

[Grace D @gracedohart]

@Wizarab10 This is exactly why people say Nigeria doesn't run on institutions; it runs on relationships. If your documents are valid, your hometown shouldn't suddenly make the interaction friendlier. Today it's harmless tribal familiarity, tomorrow it's preferential treatment.

[Jaegermeister @umejiegodickson]

@maxvayshia They now use dye to cover up the bald areas. After 3 days, status quo.

[Ajoje⚽⚖️ @israel_ajoje]

You must have heard of the term "discovery rights" in the MLS without knowing what it means. Let me help you.

The MLS is a single company. The clubs in it do not own the players, the league does. So when someone who has never played in MLS becomes available, a club cannot just pick up the phone. It has to claim him first.

Now, every club keeps a private list of up to five names of player, filed with the league office. Whoever filed first holds the exclusive right to negotiate with the player. If two clubs file on the same day, the tie goes to whichever has the worse points-per-game record.

Now suppose you want a player already sitting on my list. You cannot approach him. What you can do is send me fifty thousand dollars in allocation money. I then have five days to either take it and step aside, or make the player a genuine offer myself.

Or we negotiate properly, which is how these rights became an asset in themselves. Galaxy once paid four hundred thousand dollars purely for permission to talk to Marco Reus. That remains the record. Vancouver paid the same for Thomas Muller last year.

Which brings us to yesterday.

Casemiro left Manchester United on a free after they declined the extra year on his contract. LA Galaxy had him on their list. That means LA Galaxy, and only them, could legally negotiate with him.

Inter Miami went ahead to approach, negotiate, sign and announce him anyway.

The two clubs have since settled, so the signing stands.

Casemiro has a deal through the 2027 season with an option to 2029, and he is waiting on a visa. But MLS is still investigating whether Miami spoke to him before acquiring those rights, and the settlement terms stay sealed until the review ends. This is the same club fined two million dollars in 2020 over the Matuidi signing.

That is the "Discovery Rights" in a nutshell. I hope you have learned something today.

My name is Ajoje. I am a FIFA Licensed Agent and International Sports Lawyer. I write on the Law and Business of Football, a lot. Repost and Follow if you want to read more posts like this.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

If your babe gives you attitude or gets angry if you can’t send her money when you need it, you do not have a relationship.

If your babe is only cool with you when you send her money, you do not have a relationship.

If you cannot tell your babe that you don’t have money, you do not have a relationship.

If you are borrowing money to satisfy your babes “wants” to prove masculinity and so she will not be angry, you are a fool, not a man.

If your babe threatens to end the relationship because of money, you do not have a relationship. If you are afraid of losing your relationship because of money, you do not have a girlfriend.

[Jaegermeister @umejiegodickson]

@guzu_p You don't know what Yamal believes. He could just want her because he can, do whatever he wants and still dump her like she did her man.

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

On the Golden Ball award controversy.

I think the weight of the social media pressure, including the strategically placed op-Ed’s in Forbes and BBC about favoritism towards Messi and Argentina got to Infantino and the FIFA panel/committee in charge of the decision.

In football post Sepp Blatter, whenever an award is surrounded by debates or suspicions of bias, organizers would pivot from the perceived favorite(s) to the one player almost everyone agrees was brilliant and pick him over the player(s) who are the subject of the favoritism suspicions. They do that douse the well detailed accusations of bias and corruption.

And that's where Rodri always finds himself. He's a brilliant footballer, a generational midfielder, who is respected by all for his humility and focus. He is never controversial and consistently delivers elite performances.

Whenever football needs a "safe" winner that almost nobody can object to, Rodri somehow ends up being the perfect candidate. Right place. Right moment. Right performances.

Excellence meets Luck.

[Jaegermeister @umejiegodickson]

@maxvayshia See, that shirt pull isn't a foul on any other player.

[Jaegermeister @umejiegodickson]

@MrMekzy_ Genuine question, you and guests finish this in one sitting?

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

It is not your fault if you were born into a poor family. You had no say in your parents' marital decisions and finances. However, it is your fault and a shame if you are going into a relationship with your mate or senior brother's mate and putting your father's responsibility on them.

Regardless of your father's finacial reality, you are his responsibility. The pressure you're mounting on your mates, mount it on your old man. You cannot be understanding of your father's struggle or financial limitations, and be brokeshaming your age mates or killing them with pressure to foot your bills. If it is easy, why are you not footing your own bills yourself? Do you actually sit down to think these things through?

You say if he loves you, he would do it. Does your father not love you? Why is he not doing it? You call your dad the best dad but absolve him of irresponsibility. But your peer that you chose to date, which presupposes intention to love and cherish, you're judging him by his ability or inability to foot your bill. How shameless!

You say you don't want to sell your body for sex. But you're entering relationship to do just that. The whole point of a relationship is to love and to cherish, not to put your father's responsibility on your partner. If you want to sell sex, please do it. I'm too liberal to judge. Everyone is trying to survive. But don't enter relationship with the goal of wrecking your mate by mounting pressure you and your parents cannot carry, on him. Talmbout "if he wants to, he will." Don't you want to do it for yourself? Why have you not done it?

[Jaegermeister @umejiegodickson]

@commissionase What attitude are you talking about?
There hasn't been any news about him until yesterday when it was revealed he wouldn't be in the line up cos of injury.