Umer_Maison

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@Vijay_908 @ManUtd Every player is a gamble regardless of how long their contract is as the pressure of playing with united and a club that has been unstable is a lot. Ederson, fernandes and another mid who is left footed

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@Vijay_908 Whaaaat? Noone told me lol

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Wait! Theres a world cup happening this year? Oh

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@00sFootb4ll Shit final!

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@AsphaltAura S class coupe?

[Gabriel F Harris @geebereal99]

You say "shukran" to an Emirati.
They smile. Nod. Move on.
Polite. Forgettable. Expected.
You said thank you. But you didn't say anything.
Here's what actually lands:

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@Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan More of a social media pussy @piersmorgan

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Arsenal’s tactics are stale

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PSG will score!!

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@Atleti @FabrizioRomano youve been cooked and finally getting caught out! @FCBarcelona go get your man

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@BlackYellow You just get yourself some popcorn and watch the show @BlackYellow

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@bosunatiklama Disgusting and its an apple car since it was designed by jon ivey

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@RoyalGasGroup tired of the gas going off whenever we put the cooker/hob on and it takes forever to reset!

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Chelsea finishing 10th wtf

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#21

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@SalleIMFC Looks like a baseball jersey! So cool

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@kingkapoor72 Youre getting shut down for poor hygiene… you were seen not washing your hands after having a shit

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@DailyMail

[popstetic @popstetic]

Em 1991, James Brown resolveu testar Eddie Murphy ao vivo.

Durante o show, ele chamou o comediante ao palco e perguntou se ele realmente sabia imitá-lo… segundos depois, Eddie entregou uma das imitações mais absurdas da carreira.

Pouca gente teria coragem de imitar o próprio James Brown na frente dele.