Umer-Murtaza Sheikh

[Umer-Murtaza Sheikh @umer_murtaza]

@mltamari Because we’re the good guys and they’re the bad guys. Dickhead.

[Umer-Murtaza Sheikh @umer_murtaza]

@HoodedClaw1974 Exactly, it should be a space ship made from an alien metal alloy. Oh wait, that’s a very 21st century vessel. Then maybe an ✈️. Oh hang on. Is there a ship we can use which accommodates all times and all transports - maybe he should have been teleported like in Star Trek.

[Umer-Murtaza Sheikh @umer_murtaza]

@VaseemKhanUK @CapitalCrime1 Oh well done. Congratulations 🥳

[Umer-Murtaza Sheikh @umer_murtaza]

@TheBeanEyesOpen @AbuHafsah1 How about we stop killing animals for our consumption period.

[Umer-Murtaza Sheikh @umer_murtaza]

@stats_feed A country of fun loving beautiful people who like their food.

[Umer-Murtaza Sheikh @umer_murtaza]

@ShashiTharoor How is it that old men with phds and 25 books to their credit are so blind? I suppose in 20 years time you’ll be reincarnated as an IBM computer: all information, no soul.

[Umer-Murtaza Sheikh @umer_murtaza]

@ShashiTharoor What exactly are you proud of? Please outline it here.

[Umer-Murtaza Sheikh @umer_murtaza]

@Acyn He’s full of sh!t. Can’t believe I used to admire this guy.

[Umer-Murtaza Sheikh @umer_murtaza]

@Jim147897240160 @BlamBlam008 @EnglishGeorgeV3 We need to tax the wealthy.

[Umer-Murtaza Sheikh @umer_murtaza]

@Jim147897240160 @BlamBlam008 @EnglishGeorgeV3 It’s a well known fact that an economy tht requires both men and women to work places so much stress on the women/family that many females choose not to have children. Well, children r the back bone of any society/nation & unles robots are taking over, we need kids. Strong ones.

[Umer-Murtaza Sheikh @umer_murtaza]

@Jim147897240160 @BlamBlam008 @EnglishGeorgeV3 They’re raising the next generation of children who’ll hopefully become strong, tax paying skilled citizens of this country so that we don’t need to import so much labour from abroad. Do you get it?

[Umer-Murtaza Sheikh @umer_murtaza]

@BlondShelley @piersmorgan Maybe you can play the sound of kids being bombed on your wedding day 👍 Bright spark.

[Umer-Murtaza Sheikh @umer_murtaza]

@MrsSOsbourne @goldenvoice No amount of plastic surgery will hide the ugliness in what you’ve written.

[Umer-Murtaza Sheikh @umer_murtaza]

@CF_Farrow @Number10cat You know, with all due respect, you’ve been fighting Christianity for hundreds of years. You. The secular/deist/atheist/post modernist you. Not Muslims. You let people take pot shots at Jesus in the name of freedom of speech. . I swear, us Muslims love and respect him more thn u.

[Umer-Murtaza Sheikh @umer_murtaza]

@TaraBull808 I notice they are spiritual, disciplined, clean and quiet. An advanced group of people.

[Umer-Murtaza Sheikh @umer_murtaza]

@TaraBull808 Does it secretly make you feel superior?

[Umer-Murtaza Sheikh @umer_murtaza]

@SeanyBoyy89 @Keir_Starmer With a potty mouth like yours, your mother was clearly absent in your life and doesn’t deserve to be celebrated 🥳

[Umer-Murtaza Sheikh @umer_murtaza]

@elonmusk We like the people who’ve helped build products you take credit for. We don’t like you.

[Umer-Murtaza Sheikh @umer_murtaza]

@anuguajayreddy @AminaaKausar @AskPerplexity Can you share when you attempted to start spelling English words?

[Umer-Murtaza Sheikh @umer_murtaza]

@ikeijeh The lights are limited to London. The Mus pop of London is 15%. 15% of 12 months is 1.8 months so putting lights for 1 month is acceptable, fair, democratic and reasonable. Or do you believe in tyranny of the majority?