umfethu

Fuck the whole system

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

As a broke woman, you say you can't settle for a mechanic.

But you want a rich man to settle for a nail/lash tech.

You're stupid and you have nobody to tell you.

[𝑳𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝑪𝒖𝒓𝒗𝒆𝒔 ♏ @LushesCurves]

Giving you 2 nasty reasons to cum tonight 😈

[Sandz. @uMaster_Sandz]

The funniest thing here is that after all this scandal, no one is checking on Kevin Shai, instead Matshidiso is getting gigs, Limpopo Boy is getting interviews. 😓💔😭
Men, you’re on your own.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Male loneliness epidemic is cope by women.

Yet to see or hear of men going to prayer gatherings for a partner

Yet to see or hear of a man going to a sangoma for juju to get a woman

Men started realizing their worth. And discovered women are for sex, nothing more

Much of their time they now spend it making money, building their physics, learning new things, playing video games

And when they're horny, they know, for some few dollars, there's a woman a call away willing to give them what they had to get via relationships or marriage back in the day

We men love this new world.

[umfethu @umfethu]

@Benedic28871317 Body count... A trillion niggas

[umfethu @umfethu]

@sleendeel Wachama, ngachama 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Kabza and Young Stunna are busy cooking 🔥🔥

[umfethu @umfethu]

How can you attack a country that's currently building nukes? 😱Guess what they will do when they eventually get those nukes??
There will be another Hiroshima within this lifetime, watch the space 💣

[umfethu @umfethu]

@Solphendukaa It's because of the incompetence of police

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

When she says something in passing and you realise your search for a partner hasn’t come to an end.

[N.M.A @peculiarchichii]

Society keeps giving women a free pass to keep lying, and men keep believing it.

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

Don’t say anything, just retweet.

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

LIFECYCLE OF A HOE

Age 12-17: She loses her virginity for secondary school boys and starts doubly her body counts.

Age 18-20: She begins acting on top of the world and sees her fellow male classmates as small boys because of the money and gifts she's getting from older men. At this point, she begins to set high standards for men.

Age 21-23: She's actively participating in every TikTok bumbum challenge, sexualizing herself on the internet and has lost what it means to be shameful.

Age 24-25: Potential suitors come for her hand in marriage, but she's not ready for anything serious because being committed to a man simply means being accountable to him. Unfortunately, whores never want to be accountable to any man because it limits them from living their best life as a whore.

Age 26-27: She begins to see her female friends getting married as well as receiving pressure from her parents to bring a man home. She then begins to message her old time male friends and exes, especially those ones she knew as simps for the purpose of manipulating them into committing to her. Reaching out to most of them, she realized most were married while others just wanted to chop, clean mouth, and bounce.

Age 28-30: She realize that she has hit the wall, lost value in the dating market and become an evening newspaper and no man is taking her seriously, so her best bet is to run back to the church as her retirement home, hoping brother Emeka won't judge her by her past and will settle for her.

She joins a department in church, becomes a regular attender for shiloh, believing God has erased her bed to bed midfielder sexual history. The few men she met, due to her desperation for marriage, they used it against her and chop her, clean mouth, and bounced.

Age 31-33: She becomes a feminist and trying to recruit younger women since misery loves company. You'll begin to see her on different podcast talking about how men are scum and how marriage isn't an achievement, whereas every night, she uses a 15m dildo to fill in the space of a man she couldn't get in her life.

Kings, never allow any woman to use you as her retirement plan. A woman who didn't give you her prime doesn't deserve you in her decline.

As the prize, you deserve better and not leftovers.

NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS!

[Ms. Mofokeng @amahle___]

Ntando Once Took Center Stage Because Of How She Lived Her Life With Bash. Purple Gang 💜 Got Angry And Turned That Anger Into Hate.

When Ntando And Bash Split After She Cheated, The Same Crowds Started Celebrating. Men Were Bashed. Pain Was Mocked. When Bash Was Found Crying By The Roadside, He Was Called Weak And Stupid. I Still Remember People Saying “We Need To Hurt Them Even More.”

That’s Not Accountability. That’s Cruelty.

Now Nandi Madida Is Being Appreciated By Men For Speaking With Balance And Calm. Suddenly The Same Groups Feel Threatened. Suddenly Men Must Feel Guilty Again. Suddenly Empathy Is A Problem.

Brother, Let’s Be Honest.
Men Are Not The Problem.
Hatred Disguised As Empowerment Is.

When Men Hurt, It’s Mocked.
When Men Heal, It’s Resented.
And The System Keeps Clapping.

That’s The Pattern.

[M U H A L I💛👆 @Ndi__Muhali]

Young Men!

[Sherrybae💞❣️ @Sherrybae369]

Men are also tired of dating broke, immature, demanding and uneducated women!

[Viktor Benson @viktorbensonyt]

How To Avoid Women Billing:

1. Always look rich

2. Always have a project you are working on

3. Business should never go well

4. Learn to say “I don’t have”