UmmTypo

Your (not so friendly anymore) neighborhood Twitter Aunty.
Living on autocorrect.
@UmmTypo on other socials too.

[Surkheel Abu Aaliyah @Abu_Aaliyah]

Here is another free to download PDF, called: The 7’s. It is the third in the series, and cover seven topics, each presented in seven points or short paragraphs. Ideal for personal development and study-circle material: https://t.co/LKEflapRZG

[UmmTypo @ummTypo]

*Cringemaxxing.

[The British Patriot @TheBritLad]

🚨BREAKING: Multiple reports are coming in that Britain citizens are kneeling inside local police stations across the country.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

For the past two and a half years, the UK government has armed a genocide as it was livestreamed around the world.

Now, some politicians are pretending they have always been against the crimes they enabled.

Too little, too late. Your complicity will never, ever be forgotten.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

I am horrified that a car has been deliberately set alight outside the home of the family of Salma Yaqoob, a wonderful prominent anti-racist and peace campaigner in Birmingham.

I hope the police take this shocking incident seriously. Sending my solidarity to Salma & her family.

[UmmTypo @ummTypo]

* stares in money changers cowering behind some famously flipped tables

Didn't he also say "I did not come to bring peace, I came to bring a sword"?

(Yes, I know what that actually means but I am matching John's wilful ignorance here)

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I don't think Jesus ever threatened death to people who disagreed with Him

[UmmTypo @ummTypo]

Let me translate this:
" A number of officers are not competent to do adequate situation assessments and are now making excuses for their mistakes by blaming DEI and therefore should not be working as police officers"

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: A number of officers in Hampshire Police, responsible for the arrest of Henry Nowak, said they felt "controlled and pressured to feel certain ways" after receiving mandatory DEI training

[@billcurtis0]

[UmmTypo @ummTypo]

They probably recognise that a while ago, as Polish people, they were the target of discrimination - called vermin etc, and attacked because of their nationality. Now you all pretend to like them cos you're using this as a tool to fuel racism.
Let them grieve in peace, weirdos.

[❌ David Taylor 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧❌ @Taylod61]

And that’s the problem. Despite this awful awful loss they’re not angry. If it had been my child I’d be wrecking everything I’d destroy everything and everyone who allowed this to happen.
Are the British people now so down trodden they no longer have the ability to get angry?

[UmmTypo @ummTypo]

@AnneSheldon_ @I_amMukhtar We have been doing that not that you care.
there's even a list: https://t.co/FwNjwFiR8v (hasn't been updated for a while but you should get the gist)

[UmmTypo @ummTypo]

Mukhtar is referring to how the fascists of our country were a while ago talking about how Sikhs are "the good ones". In reality tho they see no difference between Sikhs, Hindus, Muslims or even brown and black Christians. They will use you for optics and then turn on you.

[Jeet Sidhu @jeetsidhu_]

UK Muslims and Blacks love to gleefully gravedance anytime there are hate crimes against Sikhs or negative news.

This is extremely shameful and shows their character. When their groups are attacked, Sikhs don’t kick them while they’re down.

We are not the same.

[UmmTypo @ummTypo]

In fact, thanks Zia, for bringing attention to this important matter. If you are a man over 50 of any ethnic background, and especially if you experience symptoms (urinary etc changes, pain when sitting down- you can Google the whole list), do go get checked as early as possible.

[UmmTypo @ummTypo]

A prostate exam is not a drug, mate.

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

On the day the whole political establishment claims we do not live in a two tier country, they announce this.

Note, the NHS makes NO drugs available exclusively to white people.

[UmmTypo @ummTypo]

Also:
Don't worry, you can actually get checked regardless of your skin colour;

[UmmTypo @ummTypo]

@dazzle6895 @narindertweets Oh sure. "Don't bring up a murder because we were talking about another one and we only care if certain kinds of ppl get killed by certain kinds of ppl cos the actual problem isn't murder, actually".

[UmmTypo @ummTypo]

@JukkaKymenvirta @JVirtanen123 Aha. Selvä. 😂😂😂 Ei morjes.

[UmmTypo @ummTypo]

Imagine the horror of those kids 😞

[Politics In The U.K. @politixintheuk]

A family with children were in that property during Farage riot in Southampton, terrified.

[UmmTypo @ummTypo]

@JVirtanen123 @JukkaKymenvirta Ja mitä niin hullua on rummutuksessa? Siis .... Onks tää nyt teidän mielestä hulluuden huipentuma jotenkin? Kyl must on hullumpaa esim se et natsimarssilaiset pieksee naisia marsseillaan🤷🏼‍♀️

[UmmTypo @ummTypo]

@AVanillaFairy @lowkirklories Discrimination and being mean is not the same thing as racism.

[UmmTypo @ummTypo]

@Iolaire_ Darn I knew I was doing something wrong.

[UmmTypo @ummTypo]

This man has never really met a child, had he (I know he has a son he steals blood from).
My kids are big now. I sleep at 11pm normally but if 14 yo wants to discuss Lord of the Flies and why the new BBC series is wrong (again) till 12: 30am then that is what we do.

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Go to bed.
Same time every night.
Non-negotiable.
If kids, tell them they’re on their own.
You have a schedule to keep.
No kids, no excuses.

Best thing you can do for yourself.
And others.

Better mood.
More willpower.
Clearer mind.
Better human.

[UmmTypo @ummTypo]

*has.🫩