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[v. @umm_luly]

@colleensita Would be a timely reality show premise. Landlord is the host - you choose from 24 guys and the prize is paying your rent. Plot twist: they think it’s a dating show, but they didn’t read the fine print

[v. @umm_luly]

@reneesinbran Meet cute 🥰

[v. @umm_luly]

@colleensita Nena is looksmaxxxing

[v. @umm_luly]

@colleensita Who?

[v. @umm_luly]

@furrny Dang now I gotta stop too 😅

[v. @umm_luly]

The Venn diagram of Neurotic Owners & Insane Tenants has got to be the same circle 💀

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

It’s been THIS easy the whole time???

[v. @umm_luly]

@colleensita The one place I turn into a snitch

[v. @umm_luly]

@colleensita Nobody

[v. @umm_luly]

Can still recite all the lyrics to My Band by D12 💁🏻‍♀️

[✩ @galactayoms]

protecting my whimsy all 2026 <3

[v. @umm_luly]

@colleensita You’re an angel on the days that end in -y and a frog on the rest only 😘

[v. @umm_luly]

@colleensita At this point it would be cheaper to have a barber teach you how to do it

[v. @umm_luly]

@colleensita The huzz is like your hoe, boy hoe. Crush, bf, situationship. But key point is he’s a slut

[v. @umm_luly]

@fateofrobin My secret fanfic about this situation is that it’s part of a break-up settlement so he gets royalties since songs are loosely based on his life.

[v. @umm_luly]

@furrny Toxic 🤭

[v. @umm_luly]

Just saying 😏

[Rams @ramenrams]

Idc if we’re beefing, if you wanna go see a movie with me lemme know im down ill put the beef aside for cinema 💯

[JT @tallboythinlegs]

There Will Be Blood is about how good it feels to be pissed off all the time.

[v. @umm_luly]

@thewestsidek Double Dutch was big at my school, let’s just say I did not make the team 😆