Paul Allen

"Burning bridges as I cower beneath
I try to salvage the debris
My devotion, tied around your waist
Lest you fall"

[Paul Allen @umurchinese]

@mjkzys What do you mean a synced project. Like me and a friend on septerate PCs can work on the same project together remotely as y the same time?

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@IGLOOGHOST 47 sausage fatteners.on my synths. Am I doin this right?

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@kelskiYT You aren't downloading anything or opening an .exe

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@RadiantOpti I tried the Black ops zombies one last night. It was so glitchy that I couldn't even make it 10 seconds into the first level. The skate one was pretty fun though.

[Radiant Optimizer @RadiantOpti]

PLAY ALL THESE GAMES IN YOUR BROWSER

Your PC does not need the game installed!

you can play Black Ops zombies, Skate 3, Halo and MW2 and more GAMES all run in a browser tab now. full list in the comments.

School gaming is boutta be fire

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

This is what Jane Doe showed to the Cornell 7 before brutally raping them

[Paul Allen @umurchinese]

@luciascarlet it's kinda catchy.

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@MrTLexify extreme lag and glitchy. got my hopes up there so good job for that I guess.

[✟ Lex @MrTLexify]

yeah so all of black ops 1 zombies is just in your browser now, you don't even need the game to play it.

lol here it is
https://t.co/8XCJaoTv6t

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@CovfefeAnon Delete this.

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@MorbidKnowledge Wait till they learn about the row of decrepit penises on there too.

[Viral Videos™️ @ViralVideos]

How did we get Asian island boys before GTA6?

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@inmintstates @Randomvideos107

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@Randomvideos107 Lmfaoooo

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@CoolHandMe33 @JohnHinckley20 @YouTube I just learned Jodie got in trouble for trying to sneak cocaine onto a plane in the 80s and now I like her again.

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TIL: While at Yale, Foster also had other stalkers, including a man who planned to kill her but changed his mind after seeing her perform in a college play

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@foidxway The only thing I'm offended by is that bootleg tool shirt

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@MetroUK For the love of the game.

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@MetroUK

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@cinevow I thought the tranny from juno got leg extension surgery for a split second.