wunna

[wunna @umusinde]

How come I'm always at home?

[🇫🇷🇪🇬 @jyotilovebot]

younger brother sent me money

[aleee @alecrlm]

fui na academia hoje e me recusei a treinar remada baixa pq remar é coisa da torcida da noruega e aqui é brasil porra

[🗽 @verritass]

Doomscrolling is a black magic ritual. You lay in the same position. Turn off the lights, deeply focused on the feed. You’re shown memes, tragedies and “useful” information (it’s all slop) and before you know it you’re stuck in a trance. Your thumb moves without thought. You’re in flow but it’s artificially engineered by the dopamine loops the algo was built to trigger. You remember you have things to do but the black mirror pulls you in deeper by showing you something that stimulates you more. Before you know it, all your free time is gone. Every original idea you may have had is gone. You’re polluted with open loops and feel restless all the time. Every day you go to your altar (your bed), pull out your rosary (your ig feed) and you endlessly worship slop. Time blurs together and years have gone by yet you repeat the same pattern. Why? because you’ve never been taught how to engage with your own boredom, with your own pain, with your own discomfort. You resist it like it’s killing you, but what’s killing you is what you’ve turned into a part of your life (scrolling). It’s inverted. If you simply learned how to be courageous and face your immediate discomfort with pain and boredom. You’ll allow your natural wisdom and creativity to rise and begin living a life you truly want to live.

[jean.archived @jean_archived]

Gosh I hope after 25 (alleged frontal lobe development), the tendency to limerence and obsessive crushes ends.

[Doce @DoceNoia]

Pra frança se equiparar ao Brasil, vocês teriam que ganhar no mínimo mais três copas do mundo. Já pro Brasil se equiparar a frança, a gente teria que invadir e massacrar no mínimo 20 países do continente africano

realmente, não somos iguais

[refentse @refentsek_]

they’ll be fine, this is bigger than them

[alpaca do pior @Bruaka_]

A seleção cabo-verdiana a ver todos os tweets mundiais a pedir para ganharem à Argentina:

[LuziraBoy🇨🇩 @ZenjiSimon]

Bro what do you mean by active? 😂😂😂 right now you’re dealing with a false 9?

[wunna @umusinde]

Amad!!!!!!!

[Max @minordissent]

The most important thing a high IQ man must understand is that there is zero inherent value in intelligence. It is a means in your arsenal toward the ends of your accomplishments. If you accomplish nothing, your intelligence is worth nothing.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

How it feels living in a household where one persons mood determines the mood for the whole house.

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

Australia being the only Asian team left in the World Cup

[Statman Doug @douglasclark28]

Japanese have extremely high work ethic in everything they do. These guys would throw up if they came to Africa.

[wunna @umusinde]

Mi Casa being the stage name of probably the greatest house music group is pretty iconic.

[iBeast @ibeastIess]

Japan will make it to the round of 16 in 2030 guaranteed if they uncensor the vagina in their porno.

[DRE💔 @Motion_Boy_]

Vinicius after beating a Japanese defender on the wing and seeing him again in central defense

[memes futebolisticos. - vito @Mfutebolisticos]

Eu com 7 anos depois de ir fazer uma pausa pra hidratação em casa e minha mãe não deixar eu sair mais:

[Tricia🇫🇷🙏🏽 @CallmePat_ricia]

Cape Verde in the name of Jesus Christ and for the sake of humanity, please eliminate Argentina from the World Cup.

[Tenore Leggero 🌟 @SolarWindChime]

Try being upper middle class as a child and seeing in real time, your family falling into poverty.

[🍫 @Bramsso17_]

Le ghana qui joue bloc bas et propose rien offensivement : haram ball 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Le japon qui fait pareil : wataa chudai 😍😍😭🌸🌸❤️