Lucy

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

U don’t really need to watch any old movies if you watch family guy. They cover all the important ones

[ABC News @ABC]

More than a dozen kittens from a Minnesota rescue organization made an adorable field trip to SEA LIFE at Mall of America.

[Sweat FM @sweatFM_]

Found a Jimmy johns sandwich fully untouched in the cemetery and I’m gonna eat it

[brian updates @weaktwigs]

Been that no shade

[: @sn0oozey]

Can I be honest I don’t really wanna talk about that. I had a really long day. Sorry. Can we talk about something else?

[cole @juul_survivor]

I would kick it with a squirrel even if it didn’t have a blunt. Like that’d probably be interesting

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Art should harm a random person in each state

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

Bronwyn seems nice. I like her business plan … marrying a guy who has one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel.

[sbm @latinapolpot]

She's better than you

[Mamiana💋 @mamatare1]

Schizophrenic

[prolapsed catholic @chlumbucket]

Looking good!

[Pat Whalen is blocked by @libs_ofchicago et al. 🌻 @ThePatWhalen]

Cough up the permit or shut it down

[DOCTOR Teddy PHd @doctor_teddy_]

One time I did dry January and my credit card statement for the month was $37

[Tom @TomCafeConLeche]

Theres no way books/literature are actually as good as people say

[jill @littlefucky]

Pretending I’m an influencer that got sent a free toilet

[Meggy⁵⁰⁰ @igetsoinspired]

I hate looking at Hinge it’s like omg I could never love you

[Harry Tafoya @gaykatemoss]

You could just tell he was gonna be a problem

[perfect peter @w0rldmap]

Cause you’re a good girl and you know it

[Bitchy Witch @TraderGoys]

Well dear the astronaut isn’t really doing shit up in space so of course he has time to call. Don’t be daft