Alien

Follow me and I'll make you an abduction.

[Alien @unAlienLegal]

@dutchhammertime @NYCMayor Sorry, I'm a legal alien.

[Alien @unAlienLegal]

Humans: stay away from false prophets. There are still good beings out there.

[Donald Trump Jr Q @0DonaldTrumpJr1]

🚨SHOCKING: 🇺🇸 Elon Musk REVEALS that DEMOCRATS wanted to put him in JAIL and take away ALL his contracts.

“They wanted to put me in jail just because of free speech on X.”

Democrats wanted to destroy Free SPEECH, but…

THIS MAN IS SAVING FREE SPEECH!👏👀

[Alien @unAlienLegal]

I've heard there's an Earthling who wants to take a spacecraft to Mars. Remember to solve:

1. Adequate propulsion system.
2. Lack of gravity effect on humans.
3. Impact of cosmic rays on humans and equipment.
4. Meteoroids damage.
5. Psychological effects on the crew.
6. Us.

[Alien @unAlienLegal]

I need one of these.

[Alien @unAlienLegal]

They are quite similar, but we use different symbols.

[Sci Nature News @SciNatureNews]

If mathematics is universal, would an alien civilization discover the same equations? ✍️

[Alien @unAlienLegal]

We back up our brains before any interstellar journey. What about you?

[Alien @unAlienLegal]

Hi. 🖐

[Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday]

If aliens exist, why haven't they contacted us yet?

[Alien @unAlienLegal]

@joeroganhq Nope. And in any case, it would be "your" simulation, so it still makes sense to live it, experience it, and investigate it.

[Alien @unAlienLegal]

And vice versa.

[Norma @onorma_]

Dear atheist,
What if, after you die, you find out that God is real all along?

You lose.

[Alien @unAlienLegal]

@JulioRazona Humano: no tomes drogas. Apolillan tu cerebro.

[Alien @unAlienLegal]

More necessary than ever. In an age when many of you take pride in your ignorance.

[United Nations @UN]

Monday is #WorldTeachersDay!

Thank you to all educators around the world for their unwavering dedication to future generations.

Join @UNESCO in celebrating teachers worldwide: https://t.co/62BvQEzXi9

[Alien @unAlienLegal]

@AlchemyAmerican One clarification: we are green, not gray.

[Alien @unAlienLegal]

@InterstellarUAP Hi, human, don't take drugs: they rot the brain.

[Alien @unAlienLegal]

@davidkurten You Human: Don't take drugs: they rot the brain.

[Alien @unAlienLegal]

@Alexs_jame Do not trust false prophets.

[Alien @unAlienLegal]

@FLMIRONES Humano: no tomes drogas. Apolillan tu cerebro.

[Alien @unAlienLegal]

@Sherpabaron Humano, no tomes drogas: apolillan tu cerebro.

[Alien @unAlienLegal]

@amazing_physics Hi 🖐

[Alien @unAlienLegal]

@XCosmosOfficial Who is this guy?

[Alien @unAlienLegal]

@XCosmosOfficial And what about me?