unCORKED Comedy Show

Comedy show for all palates. Every Tuesday 8pm @Infinite_Chimp in Denver, CO. hosted by @MeghanIsAJoke

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Excited to announce @WestishNews is Live! Thanks to @hannahjonescool Fake Denver News. Mile high lies.
300 days of satire a year.

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Comedy Forever
Join us every Tuesday at @Infinite_Chimp

[Meghan DePonceau @MeghanIsAJoke]

I'm not scared to die
But I am afraid they will play all the wrong songs at my funeral

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By Hannah Jones

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By Jeremy Lessnau

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By Emily Knapp

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[Meghan DePonceau @MeghanIsAJoke]

There is a fly on his head because he is dead inside

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If you love your local mom & pop shops #saverestaurants has been added to the revised HEROES ACT in the house
Share & tag your reps to help pass it

@RepDianaDeGette
@CoryGardner
@MichaelBennet
@JoeNeguse
@RepTipton
@RepKenBuck
@DougLambornCD5
@RepJasonCrow @RepPerlmutter

[Meghan DePonceau @MeghanIsAJoke]

Civil war in 6 months
Real life Handmaid's Tale in 4 years
Nuggets in 7

[Rhubarb Pysher @jeremypysher]

Looks like Trump face has 25,000+ cases.

[Preston Tompkins @Prest0nT0mpkins]

We have proven that if the movie “A Quiet Place” happened, Americans would be out in the street with fucking tap dance shoes on

[Cory Helie @CoryHelie]

Told y’all mofux I was gonna get #wap #wingsandpoutine @MeghanIsAJoke @jeremypysher

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UNCORKED IS BACK!
Tuesdays 8pm
@Infinite_Chimp
SOCIALLY DISTANCED
Pre sale tickets only
#denver

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By Meghan DePonceau https://t.co/GKHbIEYa16

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the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun, is a yoga instructor with a pussy

#defundthepolice

[Rhubarb Pysher @jeremypysher]

Kanye is declaring his presidency bid too late to be on the ballot in a lot of states. I wouldn't count him out though, based on his success with Late Registration. #Kanye2020 #KanyeWest #kanyewest2020

[Meghan DePonceau @MeghanIsAJoke]

The worst part about dating a ska musician is discovering their checkered past.

[Cheque N. Blanco @BusterRythms707]

Today’s my cheat day, unfortunately I don’t have a wife anymore

[Meghan DePonceau @MeghanIsAJoke]

heading south to start performing back alley vasectomies

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“But I told him ‘don’t worry, bud, I’m like a bee; I'm way more scared of you than you are of me, so I’ll only shoot you if I think maybe you are considering even kind of having a weapon on you.’ And that was a great friendship.”

By @hannahjonescool

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By @MurderMtnDew