Unalaskan Man Says

Man from Unalaska that tends to say dumb things, I write them all down

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Currently living with a man from Unalaska that isn’t the brightest.. I just write down the things he says either from what I’ve heard myself or from his dms

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[Who is that over there?]

“MY DINNER.”

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“Dude you gotta see this! Oh wait you’re blind....”

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"Oh I did more than just touch the animatronics, I was INSIDE them."

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“I didn’t do anything though.”

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“I’m gonna be so real that sounds like something I would do but I didn’t.”

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“If I did eat the cake, I’d do it in front of you.”

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“Did I really say that? Wait what did I say?”, he said, referring to this account…

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“You got a bee on your head! I mean chicken.”

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// he messaged me during class just to ask to take this down

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“Talking about Peggy Hill and how she would say 67 but in Spanish.”

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“Never shaved my head in my life so was debating if i should try it out.”

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(Playing Minecraft on a server)

"is that a glass biome?"

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"Can you say 5 big booms in the marvin the martian voice Lucas?"

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// ive been roleplaying / quoting a dumbass for a year now! Congratulations to the OG unalaskan man 🎉

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// also known as: chinese spongebob

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“This is like Spongebob Spanish but like on a whole other level.”

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// turns out this guy is unironically learning mandarin through chinese spongebob. i have not heard it myself but i will update you if i do…

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“I can speak Spanish but just not on command.”

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“Fell asleep for a bit on the chair so my brain thought you said looksmaxxing for a sec.”

// i said “theorymaxxing” by the way …

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“When i get to visit again, would you like to try tic tac toe on my forehead with a marker?”