elle woods, md

I don't really know what I'm doing tbh she/her 🇧🇷💗💜💙 pfp by the luvly completelyclevername

[elle woods, md @unbailievable]

@compclevnam @BurningBuild1ng He is retelling history, your honor!

[elle woods, md @unbailievable]

@compclevnam 😭🫣 my bad lol

[elle woods, md @unbailievable]

@compclevnam can confirm

[elle woods, md @unbailievable]

@compclevnam you’ve got us there

[elle woods, md @unbailievable]

@BurningBuild1ng mine is cutting me off from getting him anymore

[elle woods, md @unbailievable]

@compclevnam shampoo?

[elle woods, md @unbailievable]

childhood home is officially on the market and I am. sad.

[CompletelyCleverName @compclevnam]

⚠️⚠️⚠️ [self portrait] ⚠️⚠️⚠️

[elle woods, md @unbailievable]

@compclevnam OBSESSEDDDDD

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

me when the only way out is through

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

got my iced latte with regular milk

[elle woods, md @unbailievable]

@compclevnam @nooksneedlesco @splashjaguar omg these are so cute

[elle woods, md @unbailievable]

@BurningBuild1ng unfortunately true for a lot of people :( and even having a partner who splits the work with me doesn’t leave either of us with enough time or energy to get everything done that we’d like to most of the time

[elle woods, md @unbailievable]

this + also learning that the 40 hr work week was developed assuming one person would work and make enough to pay for a household (including kids!!) while the other would see to the domestic labor makes me feel way better about how impossible it can feel to do both

[elle woods, md @unbailievable]

anyways if you hire people to clean your house you’d better be paying them well

[elle woods, md @unbailievable]

spotify makes it through a 6 hour playlist without getting caught in a shuffle loop of the same 7 songs challenge (impossible)

[elle woods, md @unbailievable]

@sadb0i_sab This view of twenty-something year olds is clearly a very healthy and stable balance to build a relationship with one upon 🤥

[elle woods, md @unbailievable]

Breaking: 50 year old man who insists that 20 year olds are mature enough to date once again resorts to citing his age as the reason why he is the authority in a conversation with his 24 y/o daughter (who has studied the subject) that he knows nothing about