Chris Staples

Inconsistent social media user. Ineffective bottler of sunshine. Has trouble spelling occasion.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Dear @realDonaldTrump,

Before you take a swipe at our incredible NHS, maybe you should look a little closer to home.

Love from,

Everyone

[Chris Staples @unbarn]

@backontheAlert Nope. Just never forgot that advice.

[Chris Staples @unbarn]

@backontheAlert “Spare no expense on shoes and take better care of your teeth.” - Malahn’s Grandpa-in-law

[JoyRide Mag @joyridemn]

N'ice #BoldNorth reppin' from @monoagency with @ColdAFSupply. And of course BIKES because MINNESOTA. Cheers, friends! We think you're hot AF.

[Chris Staples @unbarn]

@momentitus @lowtheband I am now!

[Tone Madison @ToneMSN]

Ralph Shively, a great friend to the local music community, was hit by a car this past weekend. Here's how to help: https://t.co/FMiySp0EPz

[Chris Staples @unbarn]

@SarahKSilverman @jeremy_jamrozy I've tried to write this three times, but I can't quite do justice to the gratitude I feel to you both for bringing the extra to the ordinary. Your dialogue made me cry and filled me with joy and hope. Love and peace to you both.

[Chris Staples @unbarn]

@millbot @SarahKSilverman Goddamn. That's beautiful.

[Chris Staples @unbarn]

@stevenhorn Six foot Nine / Same color head coach

[Chris Staples @unbarn]

Hey, @joyridemn! https://t.co/7l2UPnx80I

[Bяyan @MurderBryan]

This is the type of person who inspires me and makes me want to keep fighting for a better world

[Chris Staples @unbarn]

@AlexanderMcCoy4 Well, now I know why I've always been drawn to deserts.

[Chris Staples @unbarn]

@SenKamalaHarris @djwikiben It's like the GOP is hell-bent on shitting its own bed, as the bed sinks in an ocean of tears shed by regular ol' Americans.

[Chris Staples @unbarn]

@stevenhorn @mdomdomdomdomdo MDO-a-lope.

[Chris Staples @unbarn]

@stevenhorn Your site hits the sweet spot. Nicely done. Rumor is @mdomdomdomdomdo was a Co-conspirator?

[Chris Staples @unbarn]

Sorry about the bum wheel, but glad you didn’t bite the tip off your humor, or snap your twitter finger. https://t.co/aVLvsX0aJY

[John Dingell @JohnDingell]

If you’re lucky enough to make it to 91 years old, pay attention to where you’re walking. Took a fall and ended up hanging out here at @GWHospital with a bum leg.

Feeling good though. Particularly glad I’m not a horse.

[Chris Staples @unbarn]

You are Becoming One with the East Side. https://t.co/NE2iAS2ret

[Chris Staples @unbarn]

Ever miss rural Wisconsin? https://t.co/1oFHjkZZTp

[Chris Staples @unbarn]

@stevenhorn It’s like you’re a smart-ass writer or something.

[Chris Staples @unbarn]

@backontheAlert Yeah Buddy. https://t.co/P6cpHWnUQD