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Lucy Van-Pelt tribute act. never have I ever read a newspaper ✨she/her

[al @unbebex]

There’s this flat in Falkirk on Rightmove and the dog is in every single picture lol

[al @unbebex]

Sex appeal

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Every stat I’ve seen suggests this man was doing a fine job fixing a lot of the issues. What do the British people really want??

[Mhairi Hunter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @MhairiHunter]

Btw if you have forgotten to send back your postal vote you can hand it in at your polling station so it can be counted.

[anthony musa @anthonydmusa]

This will make a fine addition to my collection

[Fitzy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Fitzy__07]

THEY DID 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[pickleball champion @maisonfrogiela]

Bored and on a budget? Picking at your skin is completely free

[camille @peachofthewest]

I could not disagree more… I want to think about it talk about it laugh about it and maybe even partake in it if the circumstances are right

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

resolutions

[Humza Yousaf @HumzaYousaf]

The genocide continues and not a single person has been held accountable for it.

What a disgraceful stain on our collective conscience.

[Patrick Corrigan @PatrickCorrigan]

Remember those 'defenders of women and girls'...?

One in three arrested for Ballymena racist riots had been reported for domestic abuse - @TheDetailTV @lukejbutterly

[al @unbebex]

she’s in her miley cyrus bangerz era

[The National @ScotNational]

Nicola Sturgeon has revealed her first ever tattoo 📽️

[al @unbebex]

oh god I really hope he’s texted her back so this was worth it

[LJ @xlj_xxx]

Also, she’s very pretty, but her bits look like a punched ham baguette

[al @unbebex]

The folk in the audience of the bbc Edinburgh Hogmanay thing always look like they’re being held sausage

[al @unbebex]

Just found out Rob has been using my BODY exfoliating brush for his NAILS.

This is the worst news I’ve had since I found out my sister and her ex were using my toothbrush.

[al @unbebex]

U cannot tell me that a firework display gives u a better thrill than getting ice dispensed from a big fridge unless ur from the Victorian era

[al @unbebex]

It’s 2024, the world is at our fingertips. U got vapes that light up different colours, salt & vinegar discos, GTA 5, u can literally get a fridge that tells u the news and gives u ice and water… and ur entertained by a bright, loud fire in the sky? It’s embarrassing

[al @unbebex]

Rob just made me give the finger to someone that cut him off in the car and it was a wee old woman and now I’m crying my eyes out

[MwepuMagic @MwepuMagic]

We have a responsibility to never forget this. It’s sad how as time goes on more and more people are just pretending this didn’t happen.

[al @unbebex]

@WestportVets Oh Jenkins 🥺🥺🥺