Alex

Hard to think but your whole life can pass as a series of acts of subordination

[m2chelle🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @cuddlecutegirls]

bwehmoder she goes bwehh

[Umbrella Corp. Official @UmbCorOfficial]

Bf called... Decline! Busy, whore! Busy with my viruses.

[Seerat. @wineyespleasee]

personally i think drunk kissing will solve all my problems

[Kipz 🐛 boones gf @lumirads]

bf called... DECLINE! busy whore ! busy with my FALLOUT NEW VEGAS

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

i love you leopardus tilcayo

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

oh your wife died? boo hoo. try being a neet lesbian with an employed girlfriend.

[Alex @UncannyXander]

@IzzyIslander I heard a rumour that we're all gonna make it this time

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

[talking to myself] Please don’t start with me right now.

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

He’s playing with his tail!! Like a little kitten 🥹

[Rocky @viperwave]

Yeah, I'm actually sober and a recovering slut. I don't do anything fun anymore, sorry. When did I start doing this? Well, right when you started talking to me, actually. Like, literally right now.

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

a loaded god complex Charlie and Kirk it

[Dark Triad Greg Heffley @AnimeSerbia]

ARGH. OWWWW. YOURE STEPPING ON MY FOOT

[Marcos 🇵🇸 @thatssodated]

Jdjdjddjdjd her half smirk KILLS me and then “DEAD ON IMPACT”

[Jackson @tree_bro]

*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer

[Dark Triad Greg Heffley @AnimeSerbia]

How Couples Argue Today:

Wife: cool how theres 4 mustards in the fridge in 2018 and none go with my sandwich. Normal World

Husband: wow its almost like those are my dipping mustards and arent meant to go on sandwiches????????? but ok go off

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Jesus said to forgive others “70 times seven” because he couldn’t conceive of a guy getting fucked over more than 490 times. That’s where I come in

[💜（猫病第iii期 @XmeowwoemX_017]

“跨女不是扮演女性的男性，反倒更像是从青春期甚至更小起被迫扮演男性的女性”这么浅显的道理怎么这么多人不懂..？这么多身边的跨妹都反应transition之后性情反而变得更大方、更不扭捏...
至于自我猫塑说话带喵之类，恐怕没有一个人是因为“向女性靠拢”才这么做的，只是一种面临巨大环境压力时的退行罢了