The Uncertaintist

If I am not for me, then who will be? But if I am only for me, then what am I? And if not now, when?

[Richard Deitsch @richarddeitsch]

I think ESPN should broadcast the CFP national championship for the love of the game. Go commercial free. Accept no ad dollars. No promoting Disney products. No executive takes a paycheck that week. On-air talent does it gratis.

Do this for the love of the game.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

John Madden roasting Troy Aikman for trying to grow a beard is the best thing you’ll see today

[Jeremy @JeromeyR0me]

My two-year-old son just looked me in the eyes and said “daddy, the Bears run such predictable route patterns and are so deficient on the OL that it���s impossible to expect Justin Fields, or any rookie QB, to have any semblance of success.” I’m so proud of him

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Despite the supply chain crisis, ninety-eight percent of Christmas presents arrived on time. Here's the story of one child in Plano, Texas, whose toy AK-47 arrived one day late.

[The Uncertaintist @Uncertaintist]

@MilHistNow “Hurry up! A man that eloquent has to be rescued!”
-General Patton, later that same day

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

BREAKING: Tax hike of $3,600 per child imposed on American parents by Senate Republicans, effective Dec 15.

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

It's not just that the Bears suck, it's that they suck in an incredibly enraging way.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

“After further review.. we suck!”
-Bears fan 😂

[Tim Fullerton @TimFullerton]

If BBB is really dead - then it’s time to pull out the popular pieces of the bill and make the senate vote on each.

Let them fight against universal pre-K
against paid leave
against expanded child tax credits
against making the wealthy pay more.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

There is no reason members of Congress should hold and trade individual stock when we write major policy and have access to sensitive information.

There are many ways members can invest w/o creating actual or appeared conflict of interest,like thrift savings plans or index funds

[Johnathan Wood @Johnathan_Wood1]

Bears are reportedly still unsure on Ryan Pace. Let's check in on some of his big contracts, shall we?

On offense, there are 5 veterans making >$5M/year: Allen Robinson, Cody Whitehair, Andy Dalton, Nick Foles, and Jimmy Graham.

[Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven]

“Oh hell yes” - Schrödinger, reading the first line of A Tale of Two Cities

[Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES]

Fox News hosts and executives hold their audience in complete contempt. They despise them. The disrespect shown to the audience is unprecedented in broadcast history. The lying is ceaseless and every word is delivered with blind faith that the audience is stupid and oblivious

[Brendan Sugrue @BrendanSugrue]

As soon as I saw that "I'm having so much fun" quote from Nagy, I knew we were royally screwed.

[Adam Rank @adamrank]

Remember that one time Matt Nagy made a second half adjustment? Me either.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

I think if Reagan and Lincoln were alive today, they would issue a joint statement telling people that vaccines work, infrastructure is good, and the electoral count act needs reformed. Maybe they are RINOS now, but I’d be proud to Join them.

[𝓵𝓮𝓸𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓭 🐂🀄 @leodeqi]

Look at the Packers player at the top of the screen working his way to get back on the field on this punt play!!!! @NFLOfficiating

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

We should do all we can to help our Kentucky neighbors. God be with them — they are hurting. But do not for one second forget that @RandPaul has voted against helping most Americans most times they’re in need.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

When a storm hits their state vs when a storm hits your state