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[cai @unchiqq]

@leeeeeenuh #boss

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[… @ihatemybtch]

i’m signing up idc anymore

[tastyhusband @tasty_husband]

yeah fuckin crazy innit almost like you faggots havent had to aim in a decade

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Guacamole nigga penis

[cai @unchiqq]

im up 200% on my first $IMSR and 50% on my entry from today thanks a bunch @Han_Akamatsu

[HYPEX @HYPEX]

THEBURNTPEANUT x FORTNITE SIDEKICK — JUNE 5

[mos @mos5431h7w]

how you a man and plat

[silly lily 🔞 @sillylilylmaoo]

“yes babe i really am enjoying our esex im jerking off right now as we speak”

[cai @unchiqq]

@Han_Akamatsu Could you do trinity please?

[lys @lys__ow]

he just a baby 🥺

[cai @unchiqq]

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