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american idol contestant | big p!nk fan

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wish my girl talked about me the way she talks about alice from twilight

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why am i paying taxes while the government is shut down someone explain that one to me @america

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@SabrinaAnnLynn will perform at the super bowl halftime show within the next five years (everyone keep saying it so it happens)

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called it

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i think Ozzy Osbourne will die soon

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Sorry I had a mental break down in the liquor store chariot by Gavin degraw started playing and I couldn’t find sweet vermouth.

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you’re telling me a crab ran this goon?

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tom hollands lip sync battle has had a hold on me for years and it always will

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never trust the hot girl that drives a mini van. she will break your heart

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2025 let’s bring back oovoo and skype

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essential oils? red flag

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@gwenstefani can bench 225

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This was the original BRAT summer but the world wasn’t ready

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

illegal transgender alien

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i’m older than willow smith?

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say u can’t sleep baby i know that’s that starbucks iced brown sugar oatmilk shaken espresso

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paris hilton for president

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i retract this statement

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i stand with jojo siwa love that bitch

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helen keller is gypsy roses REAL mom

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weed is the life toothpick