Uncle Cuck

0️⃣ days since last accident

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

THANK YOU @gabekapler FOR THE WARM WISHES . LOVE, YOUR FAVORITE UNCLE !

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

Join me in unison as we BOO Ronald McDonald - Big Arch Burger is SLOP !

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

The following people will throw out ceremonial first pitches on Saturday Afternoon at Citizens Bank Park:

Ronald McDonald, McDonald’s mascot

Ambassador Satoshi Katahira, Consulate General of Japan in New York

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

Welcome back, @BenSimmons25 !

[Philadelphia Inquirer Sports @phillysport]

The WNBA is coming to Philadelphia. 🏀

The league announced Monday that the city has been awarded an expansion team, which will begin play during the 2030 season.

More details: https://t.co/a9F9YuWCF7

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

@arters_ When it rains, it pours !

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

Boots on the ground here in Jimmy Buffet’s “MARGARITAVILLE” - lovely ladies next to me said that I still got it ! Oh man what a night. Felt like summer of ‘79 all over again - UC

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

THANK YOU @gabekapler FOR THE WARM WISHES . LOVE, YOUR FAVORITE UNCLE !

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

@_matt_baldino Nephew that was your phone in the urinal? Dropped my drawers/belt buckle to the floor, while propping myself on the backsplash after my 11th high life in that same bathroom - noticed it was covered in long pube strands & piss but cant recall if that was from me. Thnx for video

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

Fuck you pussy @nflcommish

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

Was really hoping for a WIP sponsored fight to the death (colosseum style) between these two. “Debate Day” = low budget !

[Jack Fritz @JackFritzWIP]

What a photo

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

Should have started at 2:00 !

[Tim Kelly @TimKellySports]

It’s 3:00 and Nick Castellanos is already on the field doing extra hitting work.

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

@Phillies one more request from Uncle C — can we get another muzzle for @GarrettStubbs so we never have to hear him utter another word ever again ? ! Your Uncle is DONE with pool boy !

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

Hey @Phillies — along with the surfsides and cheesesteaks, can we bring out a muzzle for Ben Davis? THNX - UC

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

Can confirm - SHRINKAGE CONDITIONS !

[Benjamin Williamson @photographmaine]

Current conditions at Cuckolds Lighthouse off of Newagan, Boothbay, Maine. #coastalflooding #Maine #MEwx

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

FIRE FRANKLIN !

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

Say my name coward !

[Big Papi @Bmangall20]

I would love to drink a cold cruiser or two with this fella

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

Hey pal - it’s your Uncle Cuck. This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve seen in 2023. For the good of my mental health (and humanity !), throw your podcast tapes into your mother’s basement toilet and flush — GOOD riddance ! I’ll give it a standing O as it swirls into nothingness

[Talkin' 215 - Philly Sports Podcast @Talkin215]

🦅Eagles Ovation Event🏈
Nova Care Complex
Thursday 12/21 @ 8 AM
Lets rally this team!
We Always Fly Together
Seasons Not Over

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

Have Phillies fans lost their minds? We’re forgetting that Rhys has a lower career average than TOMMY JOSEPH ! (& tommy could actually field !) I smell a trend with your Uncle Cucky’s Cuck Radar - Ben Simmons, then Kapler, then mr AND mrs Hoskins.. WHOS NEXT-Standing O for Rhys !

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

Let’s give Trea a standing O on opening day 2024 !

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

@jaymehoskins Hey Jayme — now that I have you here, care to buy your favorite Uncle Cucky an ICE cold miller? Im licking my “chops” at the thought of that next frothy Pilsner. On your drive home to fishtown, care to comment on your negativity towards 45,000+ fans? BOO !!

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

Hey jayme, ever consider shoving your head in a toilet and flushing repeatedly ? LOSER MENTALITY - SHAME !

[jayme @jaymehoskins]

coming here to say stop it!!!! stop it right now with the chop. we’re better than that philadelphia. that’s all. LFG PHILS

[Uncle Cuck @uncle_cuck]

Hey @gabekapler — heard you need employment. Feel free to send your resume to [email protected] - talk soon !

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Gabe Kapler is out as manager of the San Francisco Giants, sources tell ESPN.