Kelso

[Kelso @uncle_kelso]

Bald person jokes make me sad :(

[Kelso @uncle_kelso]

Zoil 4 president

[zoil @ItsZoil]

💼 STREAMER UNIVERSITY APPLICATION 2026 🎒

PLEASE LET ME IN @KaiCenat

[Eric Levitz @EricLevitz]

I’ve been a Knicks fan for 14 long days, so tonight was very special for me personally

[Kelso @uncle_kelso]

Morning announcements are back y’all

[Josie Stratman @JosieStratman]

Mayor Mamdani is starting a new direct-to-camera series called "Morning Pitch," where he'll share weather, transit & tournament updates before every NY/NJ World Cup match day.

He kicks off the first talking about the Knicks: "I have just 3 words for my fellow NYers: Knicks in 5.

[Kaguroy Bachi @Rattlezziper]

Watching NYC in the Mamdani era is like seeing another classroom get a pizza party every single week .

[Alma @Alpdgg]

How my shift started How it ended

[Kelso @uncle_kelso]

Mustered up all my courage to tell the waiter “um actually my grandmas missing her iced tea” just for my grandma to be like “they delivered it while you weren’t looking”

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[Kelso @uncle_kelso]

You can’t tell me they didn’t just AI @kurtisconner into a cat for this magnet

[Checkpoints @Checkpoints_gg]

@JakeSucky I used to think video games were an escape. Now I gotta stress about potentially being divorced irl and in a video game.

[JediiKnicks @JediiKnicks]

Refs be like : Jalen Brunson wasn’t fouled

The foul :

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[alex bronzini-vender @alexbronzini]

This is literally New York City right now

[S ⚾️ @yankee_babee]

How it feels to not be in New York City right now

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

RIP Noah from the Bible, you would have loved catching every Pokémon

[David @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

i too hold my boobs when im stressed

[Kelso @uncle_kelso]

Anyone need a tattoo? I gotchu. Jus $10