mommy hilfiger

i mean yes, we’re sinking. but the music is exceptional

[mommy hilfiger @uncle_len_]

new year, same half-full cans of la croix next to my bed

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

surrounding himself with a bunch of children who have no concept of what they’re being used for and instilling in them a fear of trans people based on nothing but hate. this is the indoctrination i’ve been hearing about

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: AOC blames crash on Trump / Elon

“I represent LGA Airport as well as workers for JFK. Trump gutted the Aviation Safety committee last week. Air traffic controllers, already understaffed, got Trump’s “buyout” this wk with a 1 wk ultimatum to decide. It’s not DEI - it’s him. And Elon too.”

[rose @wynrosei]

ruins my mood when i say “girl” to a guy and he says “i’m not a girl” like damn babygirl relax

[♡ @idreamaboutit]

me liking every “i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re-” post i see

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

just learned the only way out is through

[van haley @vanhaley_yt]

the hottest girl you know is surrounded by piles of stuff

[suz @suzwhoever]

this is exactly what I mean when I send the salute emoji

[Natalie @jbfan911]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to take PTO

[jame @kloogans]

friend: i had a dream i got married

my dreams:

[Colleen Grablick @colleengrablick]

It Happened To Me: I Thought I Was Too Cool To Care About The Eclipse Last Week But In Doing So I Denied A Fundamental Truth About Myself (Loving Being A Part Of Things) And Now It's Today And I Don't Have Glasses

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

its official ryan gosling is better than eminem

[mr chick @cowbojs]

i feel like this is the depression talking but i wanna get into claymation now

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

yeah i don’t think i wanna play this game anymore

[mommy hilfiger @uncle_len_]

and listen, im jealous

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

YouTube is the only place you can make being unemployed your job

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

She died doing what she loved. Walking into the road while saying "Pedestrians have right of way"

[mommy hilfiger @uncle_len_]

need a little fun

probably gonna put gatorade in my water flosser

[mommy hilfiger @uncle_len_]

tell me why i got twitter at 12 years old. this shit didn’t even have farmville

[Lucy B. Camaro @lucyrocks95]

george harrison is what you all think ringo is and also he’s cooler and more awesome and not a wife beater

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

my temu lobotomy was sucsussfull