Asalam Alekey

Ain't no pops to my fuckin style

[Asalam Alekey @uncle_mpesa]

They're things you got to do alone, things you enjoy alone, like your farts... Unanyamba moja proper kwa iyo choo karibu ipasuke hata kama ulikuwa na stress yote inaisha

[Josh @Josh001J]

So have you married so I can start saying mtaachana?

[Asalam Alekey @uncle_mpesa]

Na siulinyoa we mama

[Kate 💦😍 @MissLingard14]

Bills I have to settle this week

RENT 6,000
WIFI 1,800
DEBT 3,000
SHA 300
HAIR 1,000
SHOPPING 3,500
SAVINGS 360
BOYFRIEND 70

TOTAL 15,430

Yet I am Jobless 🥲

[Josh @Josh001J]

Kuna bois wa mine anauza his ps 5 TV pads yaani ikiwa complete. Unaeza post on your timeline tutafute client?

[pengtingbaddiemalo 🚩 @samernther]

Nothing changes if nothing changes.

[Roderick @KyaloIntel]

Yaani of all the people I have followed it's only @Bookten8 following Wanagwati.

[Kimooney @CzonKim]

Twitter hakunaga mtu Hana jibu

[Asalam Alekey @uncle_mpesa]

Mafuta taa needs to come back

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Rioting Litein Boys students tried to break into AIC Litein girls jana Usiku. Wasichana walipiga nduru ajab. The police and the locals intervened. That would have been a disaster.

[Asalam Alekey @uncle_mpesa]

Mimi nataka tu GG iingiane

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

Who does CCTV installation here ?
I plug them a job

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

Sex is serious.

Your bedroom must contain this:

- Oxygen mask

- Oxygen gas

- Condoms

- Surgical gloves

- Nuts

- Water

- Notebook

- Calendar

- Emergency ambulance contacts

- Consent form

- Printer

- Emergency exit

Protection before affection.

Be a man.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Good Morning!

Welcome back to #MasculinitySaturday

This is an assembly:

— Of MEN

— By MEN

— For MEN

As our tradition, mark the attendance register,

Are you present?

Where are you following from?

[Daniel Njaga @dnjaga1]

Jambo tweeps;

I have a daughter who has just completed a diploma in 3D animations and graphic design.

Who could be having a Gig/internship?

Please retweet, I could get help from your line

Thanks

[Asalam Alekey @uncle_mpesa]

Hizo bedsitter hubamba tu mafala

[Asalam Alekey @uncle_mpesa]

Hizo bedsitter hubamba tu mafala

[Jay @_mr_mutinda]

Petite women on the tl today

[Asalam Alekey @uncle_mpesa]

@KiprutToo Ati foreskin iko na 26+ functions 😂

[Asalam Alekey @uncle_mpesa]

@Lacompactdisc @Fact Damn

[Asalam Alekey @uncle_mpesa]

@sky_zin0 Mimi nilikuwa nadhani ni the other name for guns like British spelling and shit 😂

[Asalam Alekey @uncle_mpesa]

Have you met me

[Asalam Alekey @uncle_mpesa]

Have you met me