My uncle died and left me $3,000 in his will with one condition: I had to spend it on "something stupid." His lawyer said he was very specific about this. It couldn't be practical. Had to be AGGRESSIVELY stupid. I bought a life-size dinosaur statue for my front yard. A velociraptor. Six feet tall. My HOA is losing their minds. I've gotten four citations. My uncle's lawyer called me to say this is exactly what my uncle wanted and that he'd actually set aside an additional $5,000 for my legal fees if the HOA tried to sue me. The lawyer also mentioned my uncle did this to three other relatives with different amounts. My cousin bought a hearse. She doesn't drive.
That lady shocked y’all when she said girls trooped into her man’s DMs after she showed him off.
My friend used to fake-date a guy at clubs. He’d spray her money, she’d return it after, he’d compensate her.
His gain?
Every time he excused himself to the restroom at least 3 girls followed him to give him their number.
A taken man is apparently the most attractive man in the room.