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Job role: Enjoyment

[Chanyyy🫶🏾🩷 @channnnnyyyyy]

The price of red and yellow bell peppers will never cease to shock me.

[Lautarismo @LautaroM22_]

Ayer nació un gif para la historia

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

My uncle died and left me $3,000 in his will with one condition: I had to spend it on "something stupid." His lawyer said he was very specific about this. It couldn't be practical. Had to be AGGRESSIVELY stupid. I bought a life-size dinosaur statue for my front yard. A velociraptor. Six feet tall. My HOA is losing their minds. I've gotten four citations. My uncle's lawyer called me to say this is exactly what my uncle wanted and that he'd actually set aside an additional $5,000 for my legal fees if the HOA tried to sue me. The lawyer also mentioned my uncle did this to three other relatives with different amounts. My cousin bought a hearse. She doesn't drive.

[Mide @MideAlabukun]

People really underestimate how devastating alcohol is.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Ok hear me out.

[DRUSKI @druski]

The prequel to MICHAEL... 'JOE' 😂 COMING TO THEATERS SOON

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Druski remakes the Mega Church skit as the host for the #BETAWARDS

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

That lady shocked y’all when she said girls trooped into her man’s DMs after she showed him off.

My friend used to fake-date a guy at clubs. He’d spray her money, she’d return it after, he’d compensate her.

His gain?

Every time he excused himself to the restroom at least 3 girls followed him to give him their number.

A taken man is apparently the most attractive man in the room.

[kuno @kunoo]

Crypto explained in 24 seconds.

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

I KNOW YOU FUCKING LYING 😒

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatesder4]

You told foreigners to leave your country before June 30th but you want to remain in someone else’s country after June 30th 😭😭😭

[Daniels James @dreeals]

lol all of you’re stupid

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

You know how much drugs you gotta do for that to even be a thought

[Tobi Bakre @tobibakre]

Banter delayed is not banter denied. SA come outside!!!!!

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

Expensive asoebi has ruined that culture.

[ChocoTribe 🇦🇷 @Debbybruno3]

“Let appreciate both Messi and Ronaldo”

Me:

[Sparrow @sparrowincrisis]

I downloaded this app in January to spread love for sparrows and this is what the algorithm gave me instead

[Sergio V. Jodar @Sergiovazquez14]

Estamos disimulando que todo va bien pero ya se han jugado 72 de los 104 partidos del Mundial.

[TexasTamie @TexasTamieK]

Reminder

[Austine @theereal_one]

Bitch Lookin like a wisdom tooth