Chris Anderson

People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
Atheist.....Apollo mission enthusiast...3 flip doer

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

The majority of the pro life crowd has no idea the abuse and neglect most of these unwanted kids experience

If we are gonna force women to have kids they don’t want we need to spend real money and effort to help these kids

[Chris Anderson @uncle_slam69]

Sewa's tricks are the definition of textbook

#batb #berrics #skateboarding

[Paulo Costa @BorrachinhaMMA]

After this shits Luke Rockhold said, I will reveal a curiosity . Vitor is my dad and it happened when him and my young and sexy mom gets in romance on Rio de Gerais, Brazil. Now everyone knows.
That’s what when he bring me to UFC the staff called me Baby Vitor.

[Spaceflight Now @SpaceflightNow]

Landing confirmed!

Mark Vande Hei is back on Earth after a 355-day mission on the International Space Station, the longest single mission by a US astronaut.

Crewmates Anton Shkaplerov & Pyotr Dubrov are also aboard. Dubrov also logged 355 days in orbit.

https://t.co/zodwTxbOhw

[Best MMA Tweets @BestMMATweets]

Cain when asked if he did it.

Cain when asked if he’d do it again.

#FreeCainVelasquez #FreeCain

[Infinite Monkey Cage @themonkeycage]

Recording an online show about blackholes today and we have a question for you " If you could throw anything into a blackhole what would it be? " Just fyi the show won't be available until June! But funniest answers will be read out by @ProfBrianCox @robinince

[Bellator MMA @BellatorMMA]

Pure brilliance from @Mousasi_MMA. 🔥

The Middleweight World Champion defends his crown with an epic TKO over Austin Vanderford.
#Bellator275

[Chris Anderson @uncle_slam69]

@MikeChandlerMMA You have a real fan friendly style Michael, but to hardcore fans, and practicing strikers, I see the skill and technique of Israel and it is a pleasure to watch
Not many people come out of a whitaker fight unscathed

[Chris Anderson @uncle_slam69]

@MikeChandlerMMA Respectfully I couldn't disagree more with you michael. He used what got him to the dance, being an elite striker. If he does a you and gaethje fight wjth whitaker, he goes to sleep. If you had used what got u to the dance, strikes that lead to a takedown, i think u beat gaethje

[Chamatkar Sandhu @ChamatkarSandhu]

Douglas Lima vs. Michael "Venom" Page headlines Bellator's return to London. Great fight. Winner should get a title shot.

[Chris Anderson @uncle_slam69]

Listen to A Thousand Brains by #JeffHawkins, #RichardDawkins - foreword on Audible. https://t.co/aYqPPYUEwa

[Chris Anderson @uncle_slam69]

@Whivkey @titoortiz He looked in pretty damn good physical shape his last few fights. I know chuck was over the hill like, but tito was certain in his mind he was gonna walk through chuck. Grabbing chucks belly and stuff at the weigh-ins, didn't seem like he had any Demona from being KO'd twice b4

[Chris Anderson @uncle_slam69]

@briannafrost @titoortiz There's such things as demons? 😱

[Take That Darwin @TakeThatDarwin]

The more I learn about the English language, the harder it is to be a grammar Nazi. English is mutable, and its rules are just traditions.

THAT SAID, I will never stop loving creationist tweets that look like they were composed by winging a laptop down a flight of stairs.

[Scott Coker @ScottCoker]

#Bellator250

[Chris Anderson @uncle_slam69]

Woop

[Infinite Monkey Cage @themonkeycage]

Recording the 1st of the new series this afternoon and we have an audience question for you! In the movie The Fly, Jeff Goldblum’s character gets his DNA spliced with a fly. What would you like to have your DNA spliced with, and why? Best answers get read out!

[Alan Murphy @AlanMurphyMMA]

It’s @GenesisBKS Fight Week!!

Former KSW heavyweight champion Marcin Rozalski
➖🆚➖
Former UFC heavyweight champion @JoshLBarnett

👊 Bare Kuckle Boxing w/elbows
🩸 Pure Violence
🚨 Pure Carnage

This Friday, Oct 23rd live around the world on https://t.co/Di227omWuN‼️

[Chris Anderson @uncle_slam69]

M87*: History-making supermassive black hole seen to do a shimmy https://t.co/oJDgxBlVqY

[Chris Anderson @uncle_slam69]

Acid Bath - Paegan Love Song #coub https://t.co/5Vk5hGouzM

[Chris Anderson @uncle_slam69]

@phre @MarvinVettori @DrCapodaglio Fuckin big goofy cry baby, jesus christ