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[The LIGHT♥️💡 @Adasu_d_gr8]

I still remember when my colleague was kidnapped on her way home from work early this year.

For two months, her parents ran from pillar to post, borrowing money and begging family and friends to help raise the ransom.

When she finally came home, she narrated how they were gang-raped every morning and night.

The kidnappers chose their victims and temporary married them to themselves celebrating, eating and drinking like it was a legal union.

She said sometimes they shared one woman among two, three, or four men.

Weeks after her release, she was found pregnant.

That same week, we lost her to su!cide. The trauma was more than her heart could bear.

And whenever I see people still supporting this government, I remember her. I remember her parents, I think of other victims that never made it to the media.

How do you watch people suffer d!e like this and still defend a government that has failed to protect them?

Are you human at all or just deliberately wicked?

[jay @tensorfied_]

dear authors, the word ‘enemies’ in enemies to lovers stands for ppl who hate each other. they don’t feel weird attraction at first sight. they don’t secretly smile at another. we are talking about loathing, contempt, the urge to strangle each other PLEASE RESPECT THE DAMN TROPE

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

You flirted with someone and claimed you added a disclaimer for them not to flirt back.

Is your father mad? Who the fvck do you think you are?

[𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓲 @m0ntilyett]

Guy kills himself and people rush to find anything about Palestine to see if they should celebrate or offer condolences.

[jodnetoo @jodneto]

Clonaram meu cartão de credito e usaram ele em barbados e a unica pessoa de barbados que eu conheço é a rihanna

[MichyGan @MichyGan4]

Music so ass right now nobody getting accused of being in the Illuminati no more😭

[Bohemian Diva @BohemianDiva99]

No you stupid retard. People don’t want to see your nipples, & smelly vagina lips during their workout because you don’t have the personality or intelligence to garner attention without being naked. Basic fucking decency why do you need to be naked it’s disgusting & unsanitary.

[ً @aymallseven]

He was playing with bums man 😭😭

[Dalai Nyama @DALiii_Danger]

It’s crazy how it’s 2026 and the government is still promising us the same things they promised our parents in 1994.

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

“seyi tinubu addresses the nation” God, i don fcking d!e….when we turn royal family??😂

[Orcabi @orcabi_music]

Never wrong, just early.
We’re getting there😄👍🏾

[H. @invertedLuffy]

what is this Michael Carrick analogy 😭😭

[I’m Famous 💿 @unkleken_]

No more naps. 😭
All of a sudden there’s this thing called homework.
Your baby teeth are falling out and nobody seems concerned.
You’re learning that numbers have rules.
Adults keep asking you what you want to be when you grow up. Like, ma’am, I just got here.😭

[Lisa Elizabeth @Lisaelizabeth]

I just don’t get why women are so dishonest. Like — just admit that you dress like that because you want people, especially men, to think that you’re hot. And by hot I mean sexually attractive. That’s why the shorts are short and tight and scrunch up around your butt to make your butt look bigger and rounder. Why? Because you think men like big round juicy butts. You wear low-cut tops because men find breasts attractive. Cut the bullshit that you do it just for you or that it’s more comfortable because you don’t and it’s not. Just freaking own it.

And if you are going to dress like that, don’t expect people not to look because that’s specifically why you chose the outfit you did. Furthermore, don’t get mad when people you don’t think are hot hit on you. You can’t have it both ways.

Aside from it being problematic for society and relationships between men and women, thing that frustrates me the most is the dishonesty in all of it. You know why you do it, we know why you do it. I am so tired of people expecting others not to be honest about things that are blatantly/obviously/objectively true.

[Stephanie Iniidara @StephanieInii]

Went to change oil in my car and this mechanic legit wanted to change my battery, he didn’t know I marked it.😭😂😂😂

I told him that other one is my battery, he said no mama, I show am my name wey I use small compass write.

Me wey go boarding school????

[bandito💜 | comfort food @ogheneyxle]

i think the funniest part is this phenomenon where multiple unrelated babes will join in to say that they have encountered him too, and it’s just a bold face lie to give the first story more credibility. it’s such a scary thing,

[Thebigsol @Thebigsoll]

Shey na God we give work?😂

[Mattias 👻 @BanAllBooks]

I take 2 Viagra and walk around the grocery store commando in gray sweatpants for MYSELF, not to tease or excite all those horny pervert women