Uncle Uche

Pharmacist|| Baby boy for life|| Villain

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[dami @damylareee]

the other shark realize say na him and Davido been de fool together since😭😂

[Fargo.💳 @fargo_goodlife]

Once I guide, I go first tear one Dodge Challenger, cuz I don dodge too many challenges😅🤲🏾….

[Ofe Nkupu (Jaja of Opobo) @Austeen___]

Make your babe be party flyer poster 💔💔

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

people are choosing fab over danish cookies??

ah no wonder people vote for tinubu. so una plenty wey mumu like this 😭

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

The money we spend on fuel does not make sense. N25K used to be monthly budget for fuel.

[Blackbigo @LeBlackbigo]

WOWWWWW LE DISS QU’IL A LÂCHÉ SUR MBAPPÉ JE N’AI JAMAIS VU ÇA PTDDDDDRRRRRRRR

🗣️ @LyesBouzidi10

[Tobi @Tobicods]

So many abnormalities are happening in this country.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a passport costs 250k.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a local flight can cost 100k.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a driver’s licence costs 45k.

A year’s minimum wage is 840k, yet a room self-contained in central mainland can cost 1 million annually.

Minimum wage is 70k, but transportation to work alone can cost 30k a month.

Do we really have a government?

[Uncle Uche @uncle_uchee]

I swear to God !

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Can't even ride around to clear ya mind no more cause ya tank gone be clear before ya mind is

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Can't even ride around to clear ya mind no more cause ya tank gone be clear before ya mind is

[Ric_hardz @heisrichardz]

My guy skip him song, he forget say nah him sing am 😂

[Noluthando Ngcobo @LuthandoFuze]

Not owning a PS 5 says a lot about your girlfriend...

[Uncle Uche @uncle_uchee]

Came to the same conclusion sometime ago too. They put it on for themselves

[Purist @TheOGPurist_]

We need to start believing women when they say they put makeup on for themselves and not men because no man would say they prefer F2 over f1

[man-made god. @CodeName_OG]

— whole country retarded— one part thinks they're arabs, the other thinks they're jews.

SMFH.

[Malachy Odo II @MalachyOdo1]

The way I screamed at a male local dog (Ekuke) that made its way into my compound and tried to copulate my female Beorbel...

I was livid.

Now I understand how these rich folks look at poor guys who go close to their daughters. 😆

[Pilot Bayo @bayode4tunate]

@IbrahimOlusol12 Result is the difference between bravery and stupidity, kudos to him

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

give women free tickets to your show first, you fool.

[Uncle Uche @uncle_uchee]

Blood of Jesus. What level of wickedness, senselessness and carelessness is this

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

I’m not sure you guys understand what just happened in Nigeria.

Over 30 young boys were arrested in Niger and locked in an overcrowded, unventilated cell with extreme heat by @official_NSCDC. They reportedly banged on the door and were ignored.

They were all found dead. Suffocated to dèath. By NSCDC. 💔

[Big Cuz @imohumoren]

Kurt Zouma got more criticism for kicking a cat than Lindsay Clancy for murdering her three kids and I’m not remotely exaggerating

[Uncle Uche @uncle_uchee]

So Kolu no be the final bus-stop? it can get worse? What next?

[SKB @seyikanbai]

Trinity Guy started streaming for the first time and Carter Efe gifted him over 300 subs to support him. Trinity couldn’t contain his joy and started dancing with his own Kolu 😂😂💔