Howard's Horny Handler

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[Howard's Horny Handler @unclehandler]

everyone talkin about happy hour.... I'm here for happy Howard

[Howard's Horny Handler @unclehandler]

@SKELETON_BLOOD_ I MISS YOU DARLING I WANT TO SQUEEZE YOU

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#bugcon2019 throwback to celebrate #bugcon2020 @SKELETON_BLOOD_ @MiataGuy4U @bugtvfranklin

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*emerson hart of tonic voice*
if you could only see......
my private folder of howard pix

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@Yonklerr @ShakeNBakey damn... maybe I'll go to denny's or del taco

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ps we have a million LIMITED EDITION VINTAGE miata club / pillow talk stickers if anyone wants some

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@itsmesleeves @MiataGuy4U this seems pretty fair imo

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@MiataGuy4U what about the nip pic

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@MiataGuy4U Henry also gets a pic of Howard's butt

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I'll send a pic of Howard's butt to 69 #bugcon2020

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#jackiegleasoniscancelledparty @MiataGuy4U @bugtvfranklin

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@MiataGuy4U dont say I never did nothin for yas

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@MiataGuy4U Howard, I thought we talked about the subtweeting.

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hmmmmmm

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My Twitter Family:
Parents: @itsmesleeves @ShakeNBakey
Spouse: @MiataGuy4U
Children: @JPNovakEsq @bugtvfranklin

via https://t.co/KSn7wyILOd

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[Howard's Horny Handler @unclehandler]

Send me your questions, folks!

[Howard's Horny Handler @unclehandler]

At a yet-to-be-determined(SOON) time... I will go LIVE on UNCLE 2 UNCLE... 2 TELL U THE TRUTH. Everything you've always wanted to know about Howard and been too afraid to ask. ALL the scoop. ALL the poop. Meet the man behind the menace... or is it the menace behind the man?