UncleHive

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[UncleHive @unclehive]

Tell that to the male prostitutes who perform analingus on obese men, then find themselves without clients in a toughening economy — those prostitutes can’t even resort to prostitution now

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

PLEASE respect people's jobs. Nobody grew up with the intention of being a cleaner, shelf packer, cashier, security guard, taxi driver, car cleaner, a bartender, or store general worker. We all had big dreams but life happened.

[UncleHive @unclehive]

@StampersCampers @StampOutStamper So true

[UncleHive @unclehive]

They won’t admit it, but this is semen being sprayed

[Mao Ning 毛宁 @SpoxCHN_MaoNing]

In central China’s Shanxi, a residential community has drawn attention for its “rooftop rain” — a mist cooling system that drops surface temperatures by 5–8°C in minutes.

[UncleHive @unclehive]

@euthanisedangel Omg I need to listen to her again, it’s been too long

[UncleHive @unclehive]

@oxidativestate @MythSapiens 🧠

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@kellycucca Show hole

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@Joshontwt Show hole

[UncleHive @unclehive]

@wlforwon They’re legally allowed to be wrong by like 20% … if they say their calorie count is lower they can sell more

[UncleHive @unclehive]

These are common phrases of seduction used prior to a classic “Pepsi & analingus” situation (as the kids call it) @pepsi

[Pepsi @pepsi]

Crack me. Sip me. Tease me. Taste me. But please don’t shake me.

[UncleHive @unclehive]

@cruelersoft A 30K step day somehow passes faster than being home not moving & trying not to eat

[UncleHive @unclehive]

@pixyrot @mayssdiaryy Good

[UncleHive @unclehive]

Hey @netflix what is this show even about & why is your algorithm pushing it so hard

[UncleHive @unclehive]

@cremieuxrecueil That’s why @jeremymstamper has been saltmaxxing for years (including skin care)

[UncleHive @unclehive]

@HankVenture5 Your mom did that for you out of love, & you go online & shit all over her

[UncleHive @unclehive]

@corgilesterr @BlitzAres @RachelZader Show hole

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@johnsemley3000 Show hole

[UncleHive @unclehive]

@MurrayHillGuy1 How about self-diagnosing with a thyroid imbalance or PCOS❓

[UncleHive @unclehive]

@lowkeyjeic No

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@thomaschattwill Show hole

[UncleHive @unclehive]

@ChefGruel Which game is changed by this technique❓