Strega Nona Understudy Lauren

pure of heart, dumb of ass

she/her

[Strega Nona Understudy Lauren @unclejampuff]

"if you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around"

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[💿📼EvilFemboyCrow📼💿 @EFemboycel]

I wish I could use "because it makes me wanna kill myself" as a valid reason for not wanting to do something but people find that uncomfortable

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

AI: "It looks like you're reading a lengthy document. Would you like to read a summary—"

ME:

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Commercial advertising, product placements, and corporate-sponsored promotions are explicitly prohibited on national parklands. The White House lawn is a unit of the National Park System. It also violates standard Anti-Vending and Solicitation Laws as well as misuse of public funds and government endorsement ethics. Everything this administration does spits in the face of our laws. Everything is a grift.

[amanda @jailedamanda]

The thing about illegal immigration is that like oh my god who give a shit

[juliet @notokwonton]

yeah i watched the game. my fav knicks players are zohran mamdani, mariska hargitay and supriya ganesh .

[C .𖥔 ݁ @courtordersxo]

The Scream (1893)
The Scream (2026)

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

A 72 year old man was savaged stabbed to death in his home in Dungannon last year.

There was no rampaging gangs "protecting their communities".

Guess why?

Because the victim was polish and the murderer was a "local" man.

These aren't concerned citizens they're racists.

[Jordañ!!! 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✨ @Jordan_Milam]

This woman is the highest paid actress on prime time television, has a 6’5” husband, has three beautiful babies and gets to see Chris Maloni whenever she damn well pleases and called last night the “greatest night of her life”

I LOVE DRAMATIC ASS SPORTS GIRLIES 😂😭

[ℓ ☽̶☾ 🍉 @btn1kk]

karen carpenter also said she « never felt healthier and happier in her life » just before she died from heart failure provoked by her long term self starvation from her anorexia by the way

[Ellie Hall @ellievhall]

Same energy:

[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

how it feels to be on your period during a heatwave

[klaudia @kaludiasays]

@ BBC you can save doctor who if you get jodie whitaker and michelle gomez back to kiss on the mouth. can we have doctor/master yuri. it will make 10 million dollars

[mak @matchageekbar]

my boobs are so big because they have to protect my fragile heart

[adiba @780613]

ooh look at me im a new yorker while every other major city is suffering we broke the curse donald trump cast upon us in game 3 sheerly through the power of mamdani and friendship man fuck you

[Papa Havoc - Poultry & Swine Specialist @hforhavoc]

Stop. Using. AI. For. Placeholder. Content.
Period.

Make it obvious and ugly af, that way it's unmistakable that it's placeholder.

For the love of game dev, just stop using AI.