Jess Martinez 🇺🇸

Before you can think outside the box, you need to define it.

[Jess Martinez 🇺🇸 @unclejess]

@SpeakerJohnson You're full of shit. Mikey. You kept the house out for 53 days so you wouldn't have to swear in a duly elected representative. And it was your guy in the White House who was threatening to fire people, notably air traffic controllers.

[Jess Martinez 🇺🇸 @unclejess]

@JDVance That's pure bullshit and you know it! Immigrants who enter illegally do not consume the type of housing that would drive prices up. They crowd two or three families or more to a home. They take the very bottom of the housing ladder.

[Jess Martinez 🇺🇸 @unclejess]

@SenJohnKennedy If you had a brain you'd be dangerous.

[Jess Martinez 🇺🇸 @unclejess]

@SenAdamSchiff You are my senator, it is long past time that you light a fire under your ass and every Democrat you are in contact with. Our democracy is being dismantled and Dems are responding with intellectual arguments. You need to start fighting fire with fire before it's too late.

[Jess Martinez 🇺🇸 @unclejess]

@SenSchumer Chuck, your idea of "let's be blunt" is fucking nowhere near where it ought to be! The other side is actively dismantling our democracy and Dems are writing op-eds! Wake the fuck up, get pissed, tell it like it is, and start fighting fire with fire! GROW a fucking pair!

[Jess Martinez 🇺🇸 @unclejess]

@RealJamesWoods You surprised me. Somehow, I thought you were level headed. Turns out you're a gullible fucking idiot. Too bad.

[Jess Martinez 🇺🇸 @unclejess]

@MikeJohnson Come on, bub, that's a lie and you know it. You control the house, your buddies control the Senate and the White House.

If you want to assign blame, look in the mirror.

[Jess Martinez 🇺🇸 @unclejess]

@SenTedCruz Said the son of immigrants. Good thing you were not in the Senate when they immigrated, right? Rather than spread lies, pendejo, grow a pair and stand up to the White House and get the government open.

[Jess Martinez 🇺🇸 @unclejess]

@bennyjohnson You're an idiot.

[Jess Martinez 🇺🇸 @unclejess]

@RpsAgainstTrump Did she swallow the red pill or what?

More like the whole damn bottle!

[Jess Martinez 🇺🇸 @unclejess]

@SecKennedy Your Dad would be so ashamed of you. When he made his slow, excruciating journey from NYC to DC, I felt that all hope was lost with him. I know now that it's real loss could be with you and your cronies.

[Jess Martinez 🇺🇸 @unclejess]

@SenTedCruz Hey Ted, is that anything like when you ditched Texas for Cancun during Uri? Let me guess: that was different, right?

[Jess Martinez 🇺🇸 @unclejess]

@SenatorTimScott But you assholes are the ones threatening Americans with firings, benefit cuts, and irreversible actions. Be a man and own up to it.

[Jess Martinez 🇺🇸 @unclejess]

@PressSec That's bullshit and you know it.

[Jess Martinez 🇺🇸 @unclejess]

@JDVance Even if what you say is true - it isn't - there are about 11.7 million undocumented people in the US. You guys have already deported thousands. Despite that, you're willing to stop government services for 340 million Americans just to prove a point? Let's do the math, shall we?

[Jess Martinez 🇺🇸 @unclejess]

@EricLDaugh Let's see if I've got this right. Your boy, Vance, tells the opposition to "shove it" and you want to put the blame on Dems? Vance and company are the ones screwing Americans.

[Jess Martinez 🇺🇸 @unclejess]

@SenAdamSchiff Public ridicule and calling him out for what he so obviously is - a buffoon - is the best way to stop him. Well done, Senator!

[Jess Martinez 🇺🇸 @unclejess]

@EricLDaugh Cruz probably put that up himself just so he could stage this stunt.

[Jess Martinez 🇺🇸 @unclejess]

@GovernorShapiro Governor, you forgot to caution us to not hold our breath waiting for current "leadership" to speak with anything remotely resembling moral clarity.

[Jess Martinez 🇺🇸 @unclejess]

@elonmusk Sorry, it IS cancel culture not to mention a violation of free speech.