jules 💎

retired girl scout 🌈🌈🌈

[bigsock @biggersocks]

netflix helping you spell the movie they don’t have

[jules 💎 @unclejuless]

The last thing she sent to me on this damn app

[jules 💎 @unclejuless]

Also I just saw Obsession and rip Gio you would have fucking loved that movie

[jules 💎 @unclejuless]

Last time I used this app consistently it was called twitter. Also my best friend was still alive. I can’t come here without thinking of her.

[jules 💎 @unclejuless]

I’m gonna make it because I have to

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[jules 💎 @unclejuless]

Our geopolitical news is so depressing I might fuck around and believe in god again

[amber @dumbamber]

when I would smoke weed with my mom when I was in highschool she would get so high that if i called her “mom” she would feel immense guilt so i called her scooter

[jules 💎 @unclejuless]

Don’t piss me off

[jules 💎 @unclejuless]

Careful

[johnny🪿 @kudosdunce]

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT BATS HAVE INTRODUCED LANTERNFLIES INTO THEIR DIET AND IT’S HELPING CONTROL THE LANTERNFLY POPULATION AND SUPPORT THE BAT POPULATION THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I HAVE HEARD ALL YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tony @bloodylikeab0dy]

And fuck Jeffree Star amen

[jules 💎 @unclejuless]

@zepledep What the hell

[Haley Roach @haleynroach]

Playing Night Shift by Lucy Dacus at the dive bar because if I can't feel better I'm going to make everyone else feel WORSE

[stream jackboot jump @666_slut]

irish people are so funny bc why did you bring this to a lucy dacus concert

[jules 💎 @unclejuless]

Like damn this app used to be so fun

[jules 💎 @unclejuless]

Not tweeting for years was the easiest thing I’ve ever done

[jules 💎 @unclejuless]

This is the most Washington DC coded tweet I’ve ever seen

[LJ @suchasurfriend]

coworker said he stopped taking adderall because he gets the same effect from keeping his water bottle on a wireless charging pad