phrog

garbage thoughts

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator at Area 51. my job was to trans the aliens and then inject them with fentanyl. they all died but that’s not important

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

please stay away from me i'm crazy and cursed and erratic and paranoid and volatile and i'm going to die soon

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

If you're staying overnight in the hospital there should be a mystery you get to solve about the hospital

[𝓮𝓯𝓯𝔂 @MyNameIsntEffy]

instagram suggestions are like “follow the girl who gave your bf chlamydia”

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[Heidi Klum’s worm face @w0rm_face]

I bet Kris Jenner had all her kids sign NDAs because they all know who Khloe’s biological father is and I bet Khloe will SPILL IT the second Kris goes to the great plastic surgeon in the sky.

[Icy @whereicy]

At the strip club sighing loudly until the stripper ask what’s wrong

[aileen ❦ @elordisdior]

jacob elordi rn

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i’m so glad i’m mentally ill in a regular way & not a religious psychosis way

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

they had bro in newark for no reason, i was scared for his life

[ana @shivlestat]

somehow the most progressive yet the most offensive show at the same time. there’ll never be another one like it.

[sarah @heavenbrat]

idk girl sometimes you need to crash out and be a bitch so you dont get an auto immune disease

[bonnie @fwrosting]

if your baby is ugly im not hiding my cigarette around it

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Can i have a sip of your cigarette

[hunter @3gpmh]

i once tried journaling but it looked like i was writing a suicide note

[phrog @zepledep]

My Taurus moon watching Uranus move into Gemini and touch my Sun.

[aysenur @ayytok]

bu film vizyona ilk girdigi zamanlar school shooting turkiyede yasanan bi sey olmadigi icin hepimiz racheli cok dramatik bulmustuk..

[Ksenia Daniela @K_DanielaK]

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