carmela soprano

she/her, so yesterday

[carmela soprano @unclelaura_]

To my grandchildren discovering my Twitter in the future: I recycle because I love you! Please call me, I miss you.

[carmela soprano @unclelaura_]

No line dances at my wedding except maybe the Macarena. No one will see it coming!

[carmela soprano @unclelaura_]

I nominate Ed Sheeran for the fucking grow a pair challenge

[carmela soprano @unclelaura_]

Did you know Accidentally in Love was written specifically for/to sync with the intro of shrek 2? Now you do. And isn’t it more romantic knowing that?

[carmela soprano @unclelaura_]

I fucking hate jk Rowling

[carmela soprano @unclelaura_]

can’t wait to see who gets the trophy for Best Public Mourning of Dolly Parton

[carmela soprano @unclelaura_]

EXTERNAL SCREAMING

[carmela soprano @unclelaura_]

I believe my fiance hid this from me on purpose

[carmela soprano @unclelaura_]

When was someone gonna tell me that kind gizzard and the lizard wizards are all cute as fuck

[carmela soprano @unclelaura_]

THIS ALBUM IS DEEPLY IMPORTANT TO ME

[carmela soprano @unclelaura_]

my wedding playlist has more than one song from the shrek soundtrack

[carmela soprano @unclelaura_]

I’m marrying a man who “hates” the Beatles, that’s on me

[carmela soprano @unclelaura_]

I don’t ask ChatGPT for advice. I ask my coworker that I hate and then do the opposite of what she says.

[carmela soprano @unclelaura_]

Do we think Taylor swift is hungover today

[carmela soprano @unclelaura_]

the video of my engagement has officially reached my ex boyfriends’ instagram feeds. to them I say: SUCK IT LOSERS YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE

[carmela soprano @unclelaura_]

If I had a Time Machine I would use it to go back to season 3 of jersey shore so I could tar and feather Ronnie

[carmela soprano @unclelaura_]

Wow what a STUPID FUCKING DAY

[Mike @hammerito]

Starting a 20-page paper three hours before it's due

[carmela soprano @unclelaura_]

Is my liking Katy Perry’s met gala look a recession indicator?

[carmela soprano @unclelaura_]

I’m the sharepoint SME at my job 😭😭😭

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

as a beautiful woman, i shouldn’t know what sharepoint is

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

as a beautiful woman, i shouldn’t know what sharepoint is