megan hollenkamp

RICE FOR LIFE | historian | trivia nut | lover of a bearded man // she-her-hers

[megan hollenkamp @unclemeg]

📢 what do we want?

The Only Murders in the Building yodel-shop quartet cast version of The Sound of Silence!

📢 when do we want it?

NOOOOOOWWWWWW!

[megan hollenkamp @unclemeg]

Welcome to Gilead, folks

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Clarence Thomas writes, in a concurring opinion, that the Supreme Court should reconsider Griswold, Lawrence, and Obergefell — the rulings that now protect contraception, same-sex relationships, and same-sex marriage.

[megan hollenkamp @unclemeg]

@bekah_grimm @brimay27 @gollymsmollyyy

[megan hollenkamp @unclemeg]

@CountessLuann money can’t buy you class, but it can buy you egg rolls @mysticlake

[megan hollenkamp @unclemeg]

@Delta what should have been a 45 min layover turned into 3.5 hours and threatens to become longer yet. can you soothe a weary traveler with some miles? (won’t get home until 2 am now)

[megan hollenkamp @unclemeg]

now convinced the reason they don’t want you flying late in pregnancy is because you can’t fit in the tiny airplane bathroom #34weeks

[Kyle Shiely @KShiely]

I’m sorry we’ve failed you Leo. We will definitely try to do better. Or rename the show as you suggest.

[megan hollenkamp @unclemeg]

calvin can’t wait to have someone else to help gang up on mom and dad

#bebe #calvinhh #julybaby #babygirl #bigbro #lilsis #thehollenkamps https://t.co/Rbh2C5YQCZ

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

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[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Gentle reminder: Stop scrolling. Take a break from your screen. Close your eyes. Imagine Ted Cruz getting kicked by a horse 💕

[megan hollenkamp @unclemeg]

anyone arguing trump is losing his freedom of speech, listen up: he is inciting mayhem and harm indiscriminately.

he is essentially yelling “fire” in a crowded theater.

[Kaili Joy Gray @KailiJoy]

When Democrats lost in 2016, they knitted pink hats and donated to Planned Parenthood.

[Megan Mullally @MeganMullally]

FUCKING WHAT

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Might need to gone head and move that Inaguration to Zoom. Send Biden & Kamala a DocuSign

[Brian Bakst @Stowydad]

"I hear people keep say this 'You keep moving the goal posts, governor, about what we're supposed to do in this.' My response to that is the game continues to change. And it's no game, it's a virus that takes lives."

[Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik]

if 👏 your 👏 adaptation 👏 of 👏 A 👏 Christmas 👏 Carol👏 doesn’t 👏 include 👏 rizzo 👏 the 👏 rat 👏 it’s 👏 not 👏 intersectional 👏

[megan hollenkamp @unclemeg]

@justinbailey32 ....is she really asking tho?

[MPR News @MPRnews]

Readers want to know the best way to maintain a reusable mask? There are a few options. But spoiler alert ... keep it out of the oven!

https://t.co/ymNDPTSJ1M

[megan hollenkamp @unclemeg]

Sex is great, but have you ever checked your sources and done your own research before you go flying off the handle?

[Brian Bakst @Stowydad]

Starting FRIDAY in Minnesota, bars/restaurants face new restrictions.

In-person service cutoff at 10 p.m.

No bar seating/counter service. Limits on standing bar games (darts, pool, etc).

Wedding reception/event caps phased in at 50 people on Nov. 27, then 25 after Dec. 11.