Uncle Meke

I love to live and live to love this life

[Uncle Meke @UncleMeke]

@NoelCastanza How do you define cheap labour in the context of salaries and wages? How much does a Shoprite teller(tiller) do you think he gets per month? Is he way better than that who gets underpaid by those companies?

[Uncle Meke @UncleMeke]

@ElenimoC Medicines heal or rid the problem🤣. Anyway, you have acknowledged that the stuff is/should be swallowed by those who can’t perform naturally.

[Uncle Meke @UncleMeke]

@ElenimoC For what disease sir?

[Uncle Meke @UncleMeke]

@ElenimoC We are not talking about medicines here bwana, rather we are looking at the substances that are believed to help you stay strong during sex. This means you are weak without such. Natural strength doesn’t need any external boost.

[Uncle Meke @UncleMeke]

@Mr_AC_Cool @Osbar265 I don’t think it has anything to do with age, rather such abnormalities (inabilities) amakhala kuti unabadwa nawo kapena they developed due to other healthy problems that hit you that affected your sexual health.

[Uncle Meke @UncleMeke]

@Helix_W So apparently it was not being attended to, or else he was the one guarding and monitoring it, was told how to fix whenever it developed a fault 🤣

[Uncle Meke @UncleMeke]

@ElenimoC Powonjezera Sildenafil, it is a sign that, without that, a penis cannot perform to the natural standards.

[Uncle Meke @UncleMeke]

@ElenimoC Ifeyo tudikira a communication on where your offices will be.

[Uncle Meke @UncleMeke]

@Helix_W Haha! Just support them bro, (forgive them for they know not what they are doing 😀). As for me, I won’t support them not because of being xenophobic, rather because they don’t support other nations in many aspects in the name of being patriotic to their country.

[Uncle Meke @UncleMeke]

@JeromeChisikwa Do men take sex pills to satisfy women or to feel good when doing sex? I mean what are those pills meant to do? If it’s about pleasing a woman, then that’s foolishness. I do sex not to make a partner feel good rather to feel good myself.

[Uncle Meke @UncleMeke]

@tamabanda993 @ken_mhango1 @dumisani_matale I’m cleared before asking, I don’t know the guy so I thought was a lady (lesbian) when read the post.

[Uncle Meke @UncleMeke]

@CeendzM Looks like they couldn’t understand anything printed on those papers. It reminds me how they confronted a Malawian whose passport expiry date was 2034, they can’t distinguish between an expiry date and stamp dates validating days of staying in SA.

[Uncle Meke @UncleMeke]

@mcbrams @PempheroMphande @NRBMwOfficial I ask the same question every now and then; why can’t they arrange shifts for lunches? The entire bunch going for lunch for 3 hours! Really? I felt the same pain at the immigration office.

[Uncle Meke @UncleMeke]

@Am_Blujay He always sounds like SA got one border post, does he mean building a Great Wall around SA?

[Uncle Meke @UncleMeke]

Do they show interest in you or in what you have? It’s not love that is faked to be involved, rather it’s just an attraction to what you possess.

[Uncle Meke @UncleMeke]

@Laflemokaris Gulu lachina Muluzi: “ndamva kuti kuno kuli water problem ya madzi.” Aaah! Muli ndi brain problem ya ubongo madala.😀

[MZANSI AWAKe @Mzansiawake]

When Shaka forged the Zulu Kingdom 200 years ago, his spear didn’t just build a nation. It scattered one.

The Nguni blood that ran from his wars fled north. They became:
Ndebele in Zimbabwe. Ngoni in Malawi & Zambia. Swazi in Eswatini. Xhosa along the coast.

Different names. Different borders. Different flags.
But same bone. Same click. Same blood memory.

So when a Zulu man in KZN fights a Ndebele man in Bulawayo...
When a Xhosa woman in Eastern Cape hates a Swazi man in Manzini...
When we call each other “foreigner”...

We are not fighting strangers. We are fighting cousins who forgot they’re family.

Shaka’s spear broke us physically.
Colonial borders broke us legally.
Hate is now breaking us spiritually.@Mzanziawake

[Uncle Meke @UncleMeke]

@PempheroMphande Both incidents happened while playing, so that should not be a question of whether he would still lose his consciousness even if he wasn’t playing, if he never quit now, next time he will die on the pitch.