Orville

it’s over. former commuter current consumer. artist formerly know as mort

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You can’t praise the beer drinker and shame the pants pisser

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@headreceiver_ @Spooky_Proto @DudePerfect This filled me with rage that I can only resolve by suing someone into poverty

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Who up being an outlier to the mean?

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@RealMFDawg I’m inclined to agree boss

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IF YOU AINT A REAL CHILLER GET OUT OF MY DMS

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@RealMFDawg Harrison Smith

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@headreceiver_ “Dude you gotta check this out! If you click this little icon and type https://t.co/kYvnV9Vo39 up top you can look up anything!”

[Orville @unclemortimer]

I’m just another white guy who should start a podcast

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I say all this as a current consumer

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Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Cause I’m really lucky and get to eat a meal and bullshit with some folks. Christmas these days is all about “buy this, buy that, if your gift isn’t good enough you’re worthless” fucking eat my ass consumerism

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@BrickedUpApe That absolutely rules

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Walking up next to a guy at a urinal and asking them “you’ve been pissing here long?”

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@BrickedUpApe I’ve had a lot easier time justifying my actions by following the words of Jesus’s loudest supporters rather than Jesus himself 🙏🙏

[Orville @unclemortimer]

I’m an old school bar drinker. I WILL start a conversation with you if you sit next to me. I’m Not sorry. But, I’m a new school person and will respect you if you say you aren’t looking to talk

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I wish I had designations like this for my regular day job. Has to feel so good to be upgraded to healthy

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Goddamnit. I want to give this young man a hug and a pat on the head. Love this fella

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Gophers fans great at washing their hands. Love to see it

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BECAUUUUUSE WEEEE NEEEEEEEED EACH OTHERRRR WE BELIEVEEEEEE IN ONE ANOTHERRRRR

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Nailing rail after rail with homies while listening to Van Halen. Can’t wait for the premiere of Rocky IV tonight

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Just drank 7 beers and can’t find my friends. Better checkout the general fiction section

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That one friend who doesn’t mess around with Rizzler lore