From Ian's Mind

Prague-obsessed ex-library drone - enjoy your library while we're still here. I play the fool, but as a rule I'd rather act my age.

[From Ian's Mind @uncleteffs]

Has Simon Le Bon got a French equivalent called Simone The Good? #duranduran #simonlebon

[From Ian's Mind @uncleteffs]

@CharlesDagnall Corky says the 55 yard Edgbaston boundary is short. In the IPL that would be considered a bit long 😉

[From Ian's Mind @uncleteffs]

@SkyCricket Corky describes the 55 yard boundary at Edgbaston as “short” - in the IPL that would be a bit long!

[From Ian's Mind @uncleteffs]

#springwatch dedicated to Michaela Strachan’s t-shirt (beware if easily offended! )

https://t.co/0pnK4j6sZY

[From Ian's Mind @uncleteffs]

Nigel could get quite upset if you share this …..

https://t.co/PsBWvnYf1q

[From Ian's Mind @uncleteffs]

Ladies - it takes a man as much time & energy to put a toilet seat up as it does you to put it down. Yet you don't see us making a big fuss about it!

[From Ian's Mind @uncleteffs]

How @SkyCricket decide on which games to cover. “Are Surrey playing ? Well show them. They’re playing Middlesex today ? Result!”

[From Ian's Mind @uncleteffs]

It’s May Bank Holiday weekend. OK we’re surprised it’s hot on a Bank Holiday, but why are @ChallengeTV showing Xmas episodes of The Chase?! (From 10+ years ago)

[From Ian's Mind @uncleteffs]

We got a letter from the bank today … with “Your new PIN number” 🤦‍♂️
What does the P in PIN stand for, @AskNationwide ?!

[From Ian's Mind @uncleteffs]

I received a letter from Ee today.
In with it was this second sheet (blank on the reverse) telling me about reducing paper consumption 🤔

[From Ian's Mind @uncleteffs]

@nxwestmidlands I purchased a £5.50 ticket using my carda couple of weeks ago. My bill has arrived today and I’ve been charged £8.50 for it! What’s going on! #cashisking

[From Ian's Mind @uncleteffs]

@ColtonOgburn @sugarsweetghoul I look forward to your breakdown video on your theories for what’s going to happen next 😉

[From Ian's Mind @uncleteffs]

@CharlesDagnall @OversLife Malcolm Marshall for me every time

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Hilarious video that shows none of the Reform voters know any of Reform's policies.

[From Ian's Mind @uncleteffs]

Loads of TV adverts from #Amazon on how they’re cutting back on packaging … then this arrived yesterday 😳

[From Ian's Mind @uncleteffs]

@tatiana_referee @WeAreWST Sitting here watching it with my Mum. She’s enjoying the snooker, but also commenting on how much she likes your hair , and wondering who does it it. ☺️ I did say that I doubted there was a tournament hairdresser 😉

[From Ian's Mind @uncleteffs]

@TomDennison12 @NoWayWoke The crucial part of your point is that they can actually play - without backing tracks - and sing without autotune.

[From Ian's Mind @uncleteffs]

@ColtonOgburn That’s Batman not Spawn 😉

[Todo Casi Bien @todocasibien]

I got chills

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This one is so much more accurate than the original.