Jane Does

oak nuggins!

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Hello fellow humans. I am one of you.

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It’s time to delete this now. Goodbye to the only media where I can speak whatever the hell I want to because nobody follows me here.

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@carahmae I would marry you instantly.

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AFI is playing in Anaheim next week. Sweet nostalgia.

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Can you no-show to your own baby shower? They’re so lame 😩

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Stockton serial killer. Whaaaaat?

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

Serial killer loose: Police uncover more victims of NorCal serial killer. How does he keep getting away with murder? Now on ABC7 https://t.co/B6RRHOgrY9

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Saw my son’s face for the first time yesterday. It was really cute. He was sucking this thumb, grabbing his feet and the umbilical cord. Overall baby stuff. I need December to get here please.

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Do you ever dream about places you’ve created in your mind and revisit them? I have a house next to a lake that I dream about a few times a year. Also an alternate SF.

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Mia Goth is a national treasure.

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These 2 dudes always perving out on my pregnancy photos when I’m just trying to share my joy after years of infertility heartbreak and trauma.

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J: “You want to see Metric at House of Blues?!”
Me: “Sure, if we can sit down.”
J: “It’s standing.”
Me: “I’ll be 30 weeks pregnant….???”
J: “Oh yeah.”
🤦🏻‍♀️

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Y’all can’t tell me my phone isn’t listening to me. I keep getting ads for brioche buns, but that’s what I call my vagina 🤖

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Last night’s movie, staring the tumor I affectionately nicknamed Stumples the Nematode.

[Butt Stuff @DMbuttstuff]

a classic

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😘

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@carahmae You’re a hottie!

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The amount of dudes I know that send me creepy messages is pretty high considering I’m a married pregnant lady.

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My poor baby got my spider toes 😩

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I would like to find a career where I only have to work with 1-3 people (not the public) and they’re super cool and the schedule is flexible 😞