Chief Tommy Keen

Undefeated in MMA/ I praise the lord and break the law

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I come from a long line of Cult Susceptible Alcoholics

[episode one @E1podcast]

"Butthole Surfers"
the fuck. This is a band that would be enjoyed by Bart Simpson.

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

My girl got her tubes tied at Claire’s

[Misael Muñoz @misaelmunozc]

Así me siento a mis 36 años escuchando el disco de Olivia Rodrigo.

[Charli @charli_xcx]

maggots for brains is so good

[sc @SneakyCanadian]

Shit I see when I take 25 Benadryls.

[katie @littlesparkee]

music is my hot, hot sex by CSS used to go crazy on the ipod nano

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

is hunter biden the man?

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

I played persona 4 golden on the fucking PS Vita which means I am one of the privileged few who gets to dismiss the added stuff as really not very good

[evil @ratio79110358]

I don’t care anymore. Put porn everywhere. Mounted vapes installed head level at every urinal. McDonald’s branded contact lenses with the logo always visible in the corner of your vision. Burger that doesnt taste good. Pill that makes you always hungry. Family guy canceled.

[dear @deardeerdoll]

if i commit suicide at least a real bitch killed me 💯

[flaw @madeflawless]

Pretty feet privilege is a real thing, if they pretty everything you say goes

[John Blud @johnblud]

the big 3

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

*pokes your clit* yummers

[computer @computer1010101]

I like when the lyrics of a song make you want to kill yourself

[boop @xboxbodywash]

I'm Arrakis sober tonight no spice or hands in strange womens' boxes

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

Michael: who wants to play Twister?

The Jackson Bros: nigga we getting pussy

[Jeff K 🌊 @Kravitz76]

The Penguins are now 0-6 in playoff series since Oshie pummeled Letang in 2018:

[Chief Tommy Keen @uncooltommy]

@rawestfear Holy fuck my wife lounges in the same gear 😂