chichones40tones

average dilf lover

[chichones40tones @unde_rnoah]

brat summer pero es solo garros y alcohol porque no me quiero maltripear de nuevo

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

“Two beers” is the perfect drug. Like the perfect substance, perfectly balanced experience of an altered state.

[irys ꏍ birdposter @folkfinch]

affirmations:
i AM woke
i AM that one friend that's too woke
i AM woke enough for this
everyday i become MORE WOKE

[jas @wretchedsapphic]

the only ethical way to assume peoples sexualities is to assume everyone is bisexual until told differently

[no voy a drogarme @voyadrogarme]

dejar de fumar es MUY fácil yo ya dejé como 7 veces

[𝑷𝒖𝒏𝒌 𝒚 𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒊 @punk_y_cursi]

Consigo en un mes la remontada emocional más épica de todas o me vuelvo alcohólico, ya veremos.

[tais @tttaais]

te voy a drunktextear pero sin alcohol y en plena conciencia de mis palabras q van a estar llenas d amor y admiracion asi q en realidad te voy a lovetextear

[🦢 @meishato]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[toasterr :3 @toasterrawawa]

i dont "situationship" i dont "rebound" i dont "jokingly flirt" i LOVE with my WHOLE HEART and if it doesnt work i KILL myself

[madeleine✶ @pilatesgirly]

morning routine

[grovy @grovymango]

noooo don't kill yourself you gotta try all the vietnamese soups

[General Steez @generalsteez69]

Four days of the sun setting at 4:30pm and I am already fighting the urge to accept alcoholism’s warm embrace

[nn. @eternaldroplets]

rather than touching grass, i recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

[julia @FOAM1NG]

need to be kissed. or Shot

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

it’s really scary being a soup/sandwich girl in this grams of protein world

[𝙰𝚞𝚣𝚢 🍉 @xalareyth]

"chatgpt said-" "openAI told me-"