Kristy Locklin

Horror nerd. Beer snob. English major. Mother.

[Kristy Locklin @undeadhead]

Isn’t ‘90s-era Lemmy the best?! He’s just so darn lovable! It took disturbingly little effort for me to achieve this look, but I sure feel like a badass in these shorts! 

#looksthatkilmister #imcool #daisydukes #thirstythursday #halloween @myMotorhead

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Ahhh, yeaaah. Pumpkin Beer & Blacula hittin’ just right.

#blacula #latenightpumpkinale #pittsburgh #horrormovies #thezombielounge #octoberrules @ncbrewingco

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Added a pop of Pride to my @TheRealElvira nook.

[Kristy Locklin @undeadhead]

Pee-wee is 69 today. #peeweeherman

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This story contains shout outs to @FigandAsh, @IanPetrella, @jennylewis, @therealroseanne @RealMeatLoaf, actual meatloaf and my mom.

https://t.co/2B0uuPu3zA

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@CrypticCloset Thanks! I should get that Arnold Crypt Keeper shirt and pair it with the Fanny DeVito to create a clothing-based “Twins”reunion!

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I met my girlfriend on @bumble & our first conversation was about @DannyDeVito. She liked my @CrypticCloset Fanny DeVito, a fanny pack shaped like the actor’s head. Yesterday was our anniversary, so thanks, Mr. DeVito, for providing the greatest ice-breaker in lesbian history!

[Kristy Locklin @undeadhead]

Good morning from underneath the @DannyDeVito flag that was hanging above my bed but decided to fall on me during my peaceful slumber & give me nightmares for all eternity!Did I mention I’ve been fighting insomnia for a week? Oh, Danny. (weeps) #thebestpartofwakinupisscreamingWTF

[Kristy Locklin @undeadhead]

Hi @LeaKThompson! How ‘bout a #HowardtheDuck / #Fridaythe13th mashup about a hockey-loving space robot that goes on a killing spree at a Cleve-LAND summer camp each time a horny counselor’s phone autocorrects the word “fuck” to “duck” on that unlucky date. #kikikiquackquackquack

[Kristy Locklin @undeadhead]

@KatieGreenTrib I just applied! Thanks, @bencschmitt for the head’s up!

[Kristy Locklin @undeadhead]

PBS Kids cancelled Caillou and I am beside myself ... with joy! This calls for a celebration! (chugs straight from bottle)
#scariesthalloweencostumever #parentsranscreaminginterror #noonegavemecandy #ihatethatbaldbrat #caillou #pbskids

[Kristy Locklin @undeadhead]

Hey, @thesquaddoc, I feel like the rest of the world is E.J. and we are collectively feeding him a stomped Snickers bar. #wolfmansgotnards #themonstersquad

[Kristy Locklin @undeadhead]

Congratulations to @SchittsCreek for racking up 15 Emmy nominations! To celebrate, I made “Rose”pin dolls. #clothespinart #SchittsCreek #Emmys2020

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Alternate Reality Kristy: “Hey, guys! I’m at the @jennylewis show at @PPGPaintsArena and having the best time standing shoulder-to-shoulder with 20,000 fans! Can’t wait to go bar hopping after the concert! I’m gonna drink a few (dozen!) Coronas! Ha! Life has never been better!!!”

[Kristy Locklin @undeadhead]

Got a chance to geek out over Pittsburgh’s new Tom Savini mural WITH @THETomSavini! Amazing job, @jeremyMraymer! #fridaythe13th #jasonvoorhees #pittsburgh

[Kristy Locklin @undeadhead]

I’m officially throwing
Sean Bean’s head, er, hat into the ring to play Ian Fraser Kilmister in the upcoming @LemmyMovie, which will henceforth be called Killed By Death. #lemmy #seanbean #motorhead #nedstark #killedbydeath #gameofthrones

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Every year I re-read @MotleyCrue’s #TheDirt for inspiration. It never fails. #clothespinart

[Kristy Locklin @undeadhead]

@kalyncorrigan @DreadCentral I really enjoyed reading this! Well done! 🔪🎃

[Kristy Locklin @undeadhead]

“Fuck it, Dude, let’s go bowling.”

As we enter the Green Phase, please abide by CDC guidelines when you’re out and about. I don’t want to end up in a Folgers Coffee can, man.

Enjoy drinking that White Russian at the bar! #thebiglebowski #thedude #greenphase #clothespinart

[Kristy Locklin @undeadhead]

I was searching for a Father’s Day card and came across this gem. “Goo, David!” @SchittsCreek #eyebrows #daniellevy